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Cup-a-Fart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope his private plane has issues on his next family vacation.

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Cup-a-Fart 8 points ago +8 / -0

So it begins.

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Cup-a-Fart 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leftist blue check marks will be the only ones with this ability.

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Cup-a-Fart 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh look, another dried up old cunt complaining on Twitter. Fuck off, Karen.

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Cup-a-Fart 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t keep wild animals as pets. One day they will rip your genitals off and eat your fingers.

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Cup-a-Fart 9 points ago +9 / -0

She’s gonna make the other prison ladies uncomfortable in the showers when she whips her male genitals out and starts going to town on them while maintaining aggressive eye contact.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

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Cup-a-Fart 7 points ago +7 / -0

“We’re talking about words, and I don’t believe that there is any word that needs to be suppressed.” - Frank Zappa

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Cup-a-Fart 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess you’re right. Not very useful to them if you aren’t spending it on them. Unless they’re in for the long con and want to try to take half of it.

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Cup-a-Fart 25 points ago +25 / -0

Society was better off when their safe space was the kitchen.

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Cup-a-Fart 4 points ago +4 / -0

‘Get a Life, Bin that Knife’ campaign took care of the backstabbing.

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Cup-a-Fart 7 points ago +7 / -0

… Still can’t afford to buy a place in London from the Chinese owner.

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Cup-a-Fart 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’ll bet he’s holding out, hoping they breach his contract so he can keep the bag.

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Cup-a-Fart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does she get her baby daddy to break into the batcave and steal his car.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you go over to “that kid’s” house, don’t be surprised when he takes your ball and tells you to go home while his mom yells at you out the window to get off their property.

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Cup-a-Fart 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’m not even going to waste my time watching your trash trailer. Fuck off.

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