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Cup-a-Fart 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hang on, I’ve gotta add some oil to the wood chipper.

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Cup-a-Fart 12 points ago +12 / -0

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Childhood development
I don’t see a connection.

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Cup-a-Fart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they play Entrance of the Gladiators for her when she gets off the plane in the Ukraine.

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Cup-a-Fart 22 points ago +22 / -0

Damn white people and their (roles dice) politeness.

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Cup-a-Fart 36 points ago +36 / -0

Modern education (brainwashing) is working. Homeschool your kids.

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Cup-a-Fart 29 points ago +29 / -0

“Maybe we could also whip them when they don’t deliver products fast enough?”

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Cup-a-Fart 16 points ago +16 / -0

“We demand to be forced to do something that nobody is stopping us from doing!”

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Cup-a-Fart 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have the freedom to do as you’re told, when you’re told, peasant.

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Cup-a-Fart 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why buy the cow when it will take your kids, car, house, income, retirement, etc. whenever it decides it would rather eat grass at the neighbors farm?

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Cup-a-Fart 6 points ago +6 / -0

I keep my guns locked in a safe so that they don’t go crazy shooting people in my house. We all know how crazy guns can get.

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