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CanticleFlugelhorn 10 points ago +10 / -0

'Ayo, yt bitches. Lemme use yo charga.'

'Well, I'm not racist. Please, young man, come closer and help yourself.'

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CanticleFlugelhorn 19 points ago +19 / -0

Live by the nig, die by the nog.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

The artillery shell does not see nor care upon whom it lands.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's not too far along considering the length of the conflict. She might have gotten pregnant in one of those trenches.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kia, named for the car she's stolen, will serve as a translator, from english, into ebonics.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

But she doesn't feel the same as him. She had no idea what he was feeling. He wants to murder her, and she feels like cuddling.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't matter to them if there is no case. In their dreams, she gets convicted. If not, then the legal process itself is the punishment.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

It just means that it will take slightly longer to get to the same destination.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 4 points ago +4 / -0

'We smell shekels on her. Get her to spend them on our legal system.' - some jew, probably.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Blacks are like orcs, in that they will endlessly quarrel with and kill each other over nothing, but will immediately forget any grudges and band together if they can attack another race, only to get back to killing each other once they are done.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 14 points ago +14 / -0

He is both black, and the son of a black celebrity. If the man wakes up, no doubt he'll be the one apologizing, and if he doesn't his family will tell us he wasn't racist.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Telling me this is because of poor impulse control implies a subconscious level of innocence. 'Oh, he didn't know what he was doing. If he just took a moment and thought about it, he would normally never do something like this. Things just got away from him.'

Bullshit. He was in full control of himself. He did this because he wanted to. His natural impulse is to do this, and the rest of him agrees.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you get when you feed a million starving africans?

Ten million starving africans.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 1 point ago +3 / -2

I've been tired of 'winning' for years now.

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CanticleFlugelhorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's probably conserving her eggs in a jewish freezer somewhere for when she's ready to settle down.

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