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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

and since you can’t see her

...I wonder how many of them are actually guys using an AI voice.

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BeefyBelisarius 13 points ago +13 / -0

Twist: That's what happened to the real pandas.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, update the game to have a capture cube and tell Nintendo to piss off.

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BeefyBelisarius 28 points ago +28 / -0

Obligatory reminder that the replication crisis is still ongoing.

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BeefyBelisarius 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or you could insert another wojak in a lab coat between the 1st wojak and the merchant funding the studies with pre-determined conclusions.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normal pagers don't contain explosives. The most they could do to them is cause them to overheat and catch fire while charging.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only funny until you realize they had no way to guarantee who's pockets those pagers ended up in. But at least hospital workers wouldn't have to go far after getting blown up.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the other hand, modern phones that are glued shut at the factory are very difficult to open up and tamper with without breaking them. So at least there's one upside to not being able to replace the battery when it starts going out.

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've given the principle lip service since the first French revolution, when they were also ignoring that same principle whenever it got in the way of chopping heads off. Post-enlightenment Europe never really took it seriously like we or the ancient Athenians did. They have rights on paper, but it tends not to end well when they try to exercise them.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, if they nuke DC or NYC they'd be doing us a favor.

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BeefyBelisarius 13 points ago +14 / -1

Pakis have had nukes for 26 years now and all they ever do with them is threaten the pajeets with MAD.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

His weapon appears to have been a modern AK-47 variant,

No, the gas tube looks more like a bubbaed SKS.

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BeefyBelisarius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seeing that name always makes me think of the Donner Party for some reason.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

And in America. Look at the census records, everyone descended primarily from indigenous Europeans is lumped together as White instead counting Celtic, Slavic, or Mediterranean people seperately.

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BeefyBelisarius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Too much focus on illegal, though. I don't want to be replaced legally either.

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +6 / -0

They used to call it the jewel of the Caribbean.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Assuming the sentence is constructed properly, then the women in brothels are 50% Ukrainians. But modern journalists and editors are retards, so that's a pretty big assumption.

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