What if the USA negotiates with the EU such that when the USA takes over Canada, every Canadian is given 1-month to declare either EU Citizenship or American citizenship. If a Canadian fails to declare, they're automatically made an EU citizen. The actual EU country they are citizens of would be up to how the EU wants to go about it.
This way all Canadians that don't want to be a part of the USA has the opportunity to move to the EU. I think this is a great strategy from the American perspective because in theory, it would likely rid Canada of the worst Canadians who'd take the EU citizenship. In this way, the USA only keeps the good Canadians so by bringing in Canada as a state, it isn't necessarily some mega liberal retarded state like California. This also might be a great way to sell the conquest to Canadians who may be quite happy with getting EU citizenship instead.
This seems like a win-win for everyone.
Taking some potent stuff, heroin? Crack?
Testosterone
More like tren from the sounds of it
How do you do fellow right extremists? Did I mention that I love America, am overflowing with testosterone and am very racist?
Don't you know that stuff is toxic?
I also think it's illegal in Canada. Worse than meth according to the Canadian government. In fact I think testosterone is a hate crime against women.
Only if you're a female with your breasts chopped off.
Crack? This is just your Canadian niceness in action. This must be bath salts.
Zombie on bath salts for sure
Let’s remove all the leftists in our own country before taking on another’s.
That's the whole point of my post. It's a strategy to get rid of the leftists before becoming American.
Any way to make sure all the jeets are shipped to EU by default? Otherwise I don't want Canada.
Northern jeet-land can remain there. Build a wall and let them collapse. Just make sure the jeets don't go south.
The white population in Canada is basically left wing, so I don't know why the US would want them either. It would be like adding another California.
There were some based ones.
Move all the jeets from India to Canada - then blockade from Alaska and Greenland, cut off all resources and let them die.
Speaking as a born and raised Canadian: fuck Canadians.
They don't deserve the choice, hell, they don't even deserve to be protected by the American Constitution if they never actually stood up and fought for their own rights.
Put em all in labour camps for 10 years; the ones that survive get to become Americans.
Man, it isn't just left-wing Canadians who are cracked in the head.
So what you're telling me is that it wasn't just in the US where the insane asylums were closed, but Canada as well.
Fortunately, once the USA conquers Canada, if they follow my strategy, you can go to the EU where no insane asylums were closed, apparently.
Also, don't you know insane asylums are just where the kept the people from the old empire that knew of the old empire after the last reset from the mud floods when they closed a bunch of cabbage patch kids they shipped off on orphan trains?
So never?
We certainly don't have people like you roaming around.
Unsure if reference I don't get or bath salts.
Wait you live in the EU? That explains everything.
Tell me you don't know anything about Europe without telling me you don't know anything about Europe.
I was born in Germany.
Well, I was born on the high seas, so I'm an expert helmsman.
But what you're saying is that you're an immigrant who is now advocating the invasion and conquest of the country you swore an oath to? Your existence is a great argument against immigration.
Canadians are German. Americans are German. I'm advocating for my people to stop infighting (to the benefit of our enemies) and join together so we can strengthen our nation for the benfit of German people only.
Given the Indian EU trade deal in the works, it'd probably work.
We don't need a "strategy--" the only thing stopping the United States from taking Canada has been that we didn't want to. If we wanted to, we could do it on foot in an afternoon, without even a need for new mass mobilization.
The States is far less serious a Country than it used to be. But Canada has never been even a remotely serious one.
Didn't they hand your ass to you when you started a war against them?
LOL oh lord it's this guy. Yeah okay man, the Brits by way of Canada managed a couple hundred years ago before we had a military, managed to successfully incur. This has an application now, yessiree don't it just.
Couple hundred years? Are you one of those people who is baffled by the question of in what year the War of 1812 was?
"Canada has never been even a remotely serious one"
Yes, Tony, 1812 was 200+ years ago. That is a couple hundred.
Sorry, Snek_King, 1812 is not "couple hundred years" before the US had an army.
The dude's missing a comma, but come on, man.
You are not a serious person, your mouth moves at 10x the pace of your brain, and nobody likes you.
The one 213 years ago? Where the US had existed for less than 40 years? Where the "Canadian" forces were British, back when the British still had some spine?
Yeah, I don't think that's applicable today.
US is the greatest country in the history of universal countries of the universe, since 1776
At least that's what I was told.
Never won a war outside North America, if didn't use the nuclear bombs probably Tokyo would still be burning. Ok, maybe Grenada.
Barbary Pirates, Spanish-American War, banana wars all over South America, Boxer Rebellion...
Not sure if defeating "righteous fists" with modern weaponry and with European imperial and non-imperial powers leading the way is too much to brag about, let alone presenting it as winning a war.
That's like the French bragging about putting down the Camisards.
Canada's been a sovereign nation for 44 years. We don't know how independent Canada would hold up in a full war because they've only been involved in regional conflicts where NATO told them to go.
And before that Canada was just one of the UK's little commonwealth minions, only fighting as backup for the brits.
Didn't say it was, I just thought his comment showed complete ignorance of history (as of everything else). I don't think they could do the same today. That said, if they had free and widespread gun ownership, I'm pretty sure it'd be impossible for you to hold that land without going Gaza on them.
Let Alberta join the US. Then I suppose the US could also take Yukon and the Territories to link up with Alaska. Maybe Saskatchewan and Manitoba could join. I don't know what happens there. But BC, Ontario, and Quebec would be net-negatives.
BC outside of Vancouver and Victoria is a net positive. Just sink the island and have the water rise above Vancouver. Perfect.
My thought is that your internship at the State Department is an embarrassing failure.
Can you be specific why this proposal is a bad idea? I need feedback so I don't fail my next annual performance review.
The US and Canada have most of the same problems therefore the US conquering Canada won't do anything for anyone. Your boss is also a fag.
It would take more than 1 month, eh? Like 1 year at least. The gov't has to buy out everyone's houses & major possessions (cars mostly) & give a generous allowance to move.
It would be the PERFECT opportunity to re-draw the Federal electoral maps. Rhode Island has 2 Senators? PEI gets 4 seats in Parliament? BZZT! Not any more. Join up many small states & add Canadian provinces in order to keep 100 Senators, keep or shrink the size of Congress too.
BC joins western WA and OR, Eastern WA and OR joins Idaho. (net -1 state)
Cali gets cut in half, as does TX. (+2)
WY UT and CO join (-2)
AZ and NM join (-1)
ND and SD join (-1)
Delaware & MD join (-1)
RI & Conn join with Mass (-2)
VT, NH and Maine join (-2)
That gives Canada:
BC's joining the West Coast. (0)
AB, SK & MB (+1)
ON (+1) QB (+1) they lose all those stupid language laws though. Boo hoo!
The Maritimes (+1)
The Territories stay that way, like Guam eh?
Lots of leeway since this ends up with just 46 States 😏
The government doesn't have to buy out anyone's house. They can put it for sale and maintain ownership of it as a foreigner.
Why would the government give anyone a generous allowance to move? The idea is that the lesser Canadians will be so scared of 'merica that the EU citizenship will be more than enough allowance for them to leave.
I don't like the idea of redrawing states. The states themselves can choose to combine if they want to.
If you're going to try to force people to become citizens of another nation? Either give them an "out" or prepare for serious backlash. Get the angry ones out of the country first, then join.
Simply adding more & more politicians to DC isn't really an option. Canada would be more than 1 State too, obviously.
I'm saying it's an opportunity to address these silly "hold over" issues. The States will no doubt hate the idea! Lose their precious graft machines? But someone has to fix things eventually.
East Washington and East Oregon are already petitioning to leave those states & join Idaho. They have nothing in common with the lunatics on the left coast, eh?