Florida Man strikes again
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The dude's face in the background is the best part. Oh my.
The white women beside him: don't laugh! This is serious socioeconomic crisis!
It was the "any port in a storm" comment that got him.
Thing is, that's not a port, that's a Butt Pirate Cove, and you're just gonna have to risk the storm.
Better to stay at sea and get scabies than to dock and get herpes.
Yeah I got nothing on this, any joke I can make pails in comparison to reality...
How the hell can I make parodies when reality is THIS fucking stupid and bizarre?!?
Ha ha Sheriff Judd. Yeah this dude is a gold mine.
If every Sheriff in every town was like Judd crime would be at zero.
Unfortunately, he's the Sheriff of Polk County and that area is a bit of a shitshow lol. Lower to middle class working poor types. But that doesn't stop Judd from dealing out justice when he can.
Dude is proud of his job, his country, and the American people.
jesus christ 😂😂😂😂
Seeing the guy in the back trying not to laugh at that comment kills me.
"You look at this, and it's rough." lmao
That Sheriff is trying his tight 5 at work.
In a previous conference he did this huge drug bust (suppliers were arrested) and he walks into the conference wearing the head leader's gold chains and his gold watch and said in his Southern most boomer-like accent: "I got the bling"
I both laughed and cringed so hard.
Where I work (in Winnipeg) a trans junkie prostitute would sometimes come in, shoot up in the restroom & generally be a pain. We finally kicked "them" out.
"She" was a wreck! Like the "after" pictures for meth-heads. But men would hire her anyhow. They knew what they were getting & liked it that way, I suppose 🤨
Florida (wo?)man? Florida MA’AM?