71 Florida Man strikes again (twitter.com) posted 250 days ago by TheOutlaw 250 days ago by TheOutlaw +71 / -0 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The dude's face in the background is the best part. Oh my.
The white women beside him: don't laugh! This is serious socioeconomic crisis!
It was the "any port in a storm" comment that got him.
Thing is, that's not a port, that's a Butt Pirate Cove, and you're just gonna have to risk the storm.
Better to stay at sea and get scabies than to dock and get herpes.