71 Florida Man strikes again (twitter.com) posted 250 days ago by TheOutlaw 250 days ago by TheOutlaw +71 / -0 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It was the "any port in a storm" comment that got him.
Thing is, that's not a port, that's a Butt Pirate Cove, and you're just gonna have to risk the storm.
Better to stay at sea and get scabies than to dock and get herpes.