My wife got my family's ancestral ring, a simple silver band from the civil war era that an old relative of mine took off a dead Yankee. She was immensely proud to have it.
The man is living a charmed life. I can't tell if he's just incredibly fortunate or if we're being fed a very well crafted feel good tale. I hope it's the former but the cynic in me would not be surprised to find out it was the latter.
No charmed life. My ex wife tried to murder me almost a decade ago and successfully burned my house, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a snake in the service, and I've dislocated my shoulder enough that if I rotate it it sounds like a popcorn machine.
I just don't bitch much. Y'all don't hear about my day to day gripes. For example my toddler broke the only pair of glasses I own last week and the frames I wear are "way too nineties, nobody sells those anymore" according to the useless fat woman at my optometrist.
But who cares about that? Not you guys. I've always believed that there isn't much point in using the internet for therapy. Hell I don't even believe in irl therapy.
I was hit by lightning and bitten by a snake in the service
This is literally how Kung Fury starts. Careful you don't get attacked by a karate arcade machine and have to go back in time to fight Hitler. And if you do don't go too far back in time or you'll face laser raptors and need to have Thor bail you out.
the frames I wear are "way too nineties, nobody sells those anymore" according to the useless fat woman at my optometrist.
This is the experience I had in the last few years when finally getting new glasses after 16 years. What I've learned since is I miss spring joint legs as screws repeatedly loosen and are just a pita to need to tighten every so often.
You should try Air Optix Night and Day disposable contacts. They're fucking awesome. You can sleep with them in for a week straight if you want to. I never wear glasses anymore and save a ton of money on sunglasses since I don't need prescription lenses.
Cool story, also somewhat morbid but cool. My wife got a pair of rings passed down from my great grandma down through my mom and my mom gave them to us for our wedding ring. My wife wears both.
My wife got my family's ancestral ring, a simple silver band from the civil war era that an old relative of mine took off a dead Yankee. She was immensely proud to have it.
Kaarous lore!
The man is living a charmed life. I can't tell if he's just incredibly fortunate or if we're being fed a very well crafted feel good tale. I hope it's the former but the cynic in me would not be surprised to find out it was the latter.
No charmed life. My ex wife tried to murder me almost a decade ago and successfully burned my house, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a snake in the service, and I've dislocated my shoulder enough that if I rotate it it sounds like a popcorn machine.
I just don't bitch much. Y'all don't hear about my day to day gripes. For example my toddler broke the only pair of glasses I own last week and the frames I wear are "way too nineties, nobody sells those anymore" according to the useless fat woman at my optometrist.
But who cares about that? Not you guys. I've always believed that there isn't much point in using the internet for therapy. Hell I don't even believe in irl therapy.
This is literally how Kung Fury starts. Careful you don't get attacked by a karate arcade machine and have to go back in time to fight Hitler. And if you do don't go too far back in time or you'll face laser raptors and need to have Thor bail you out.
This is the experience I had in the last few years when finally getting new glasses after 16 years. What I've learned since is I miss spring joint legs as screws repeatedly loosen and are just a pita to need to tighten every so often.
You should try Air Optix Night and Day disposable contacts. They're fucking awesome. You can sleep with them in for a week straight if you want to. I never wear glasses anymore and save a ton of money on sunglasses since I don't need prescription lenses.
Glasses frames are all so fucking ugly
His Luke Skywalker pistol skills are sadly too good to be true, but I think a lot of the stuff is grounded in real accounts
You know I'll come clean on that one. It was the last two rounds in the mag, both in the ten.
Haven't shot that well since I was in my twenties. Or since.
Tiny woman hands Yankee.
It's been resized more than a couple times.
Cool story, also somewhat morbid but cool. My wife got a pair of rings passed down from my great grandma down through my mom and my mom gave them to us for our wedding ring. My wife wears both.