I was hit by lightning and bitten by a snake in the service
This is literally how Kung Fury starts. Careful you don't get attacked by a karate arcade machine and have to go back in time to fight Hitler. And if you do don't go too far back in time or you'll face laser raptors and need to have Thor bail you out.
the frames I wear are "way too nineties, nobody sells those anymore" according to the useless fat woman at my optometrist.
This is the experience I had in the last few years when finally getting new glasses after 16 years. What I've learned since is I miss spring joint legs as screws repeatedly loosen and are just a pita to need to tighten every so often.
No it's just how Georgia is. Wet, rainy and full of snakes. In general I love the south and I love the people there, but some of the places they put Army bases are cursed or something. Fort Wainwright is just as bad but for different reasons. Cold, boredom and substance abuse abound but at least the wildlife isn't poisonous.
16 years
Twelve for me but it's even longer with these frames. I'm on my third pair of lenses.
Technically I'm on my 4th pair but only because I tried rimless glasses which I dropped before/after a shower and needed to get those fixed/replaced and went with the pair that then lasted 16 years.
This is literally how Kung Fury starts. Careful you don't get attacked by a karate arcade machine and have to go back in time to fight Hitler. And if you do don't go too far back in time or you'll face laser raptors and need to have Thor bail you out.
This is the experience I had in the last few years when finally getting new glasses after 16 years. What I've learned since is I miss spring joint legs as screws repeatedly loosen and are just a pita to need to tighten every so often.
No it's just how Georgia is. Wet, rainy and full of snakes. In general I love the south and I love the people there, but some of the places they put Army bases are cursed or something. Fort Wainwright is just as bad but for different reasons. Cold, boredom and substance abuse abound but at least the wildlife isn't poisonous.
Twelve for me but it's even longer with these frames. I'm on my third pair of lenses.
Technically I'm on my 4th pair but only because I tried rimless glasses which I dropped before/after a shower and needed to get those fixed/replaced and went with the pair that then lasted 16 years.