Wypipo don’t use medieval lawrys
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Sorry no one in Bohemia, or heck, Europe is general, will cook and serve you the breasts and palms of women you hunger for so much. That's because cannibalism is abominable.
Those are the words of a character who knows he's flagged as unkillable.
I'm not going to repeat my post from the other thread about this, but comments like this betray an embarrassing historical illiteracy for an 'authentic' game. Recipes and ingredients in medieval Europe were just as complex and varied as anywhere else in the world at the time, if not more so.
The 'wypipo don't season dem food' is a 21st century myth from America which was never true, and is starkly out of place in 15th century Bohemia.
But it has a silver lining. Musas character alone shows that KCD2 is woke as fuck. He's not just a quota negro or Body Type 1/2 bullshit that you could maybe ignore but a in your face woke propaganda mouth piece.
No one can objectively say KCD2 isn't woke now.
Indeed. Musa's character is just a stereotypical African American 'African Studies' major teleported back in time with all the same 'We wuz kangz' talking points.
I don't think they should ever have included a black, just because of how out of place they are, but it would be possible to authentically portray an African leader of this period in an interesting way. It would shake a lot of liberal assumptions, however, like blacks owning black slaves, which is probably why they didn't do it.
And like most African Studies majors, he cannot differentiate between Africa and the Middle East.
Because the majority of Musa's character and dialogue would work for an Arab traveling around, including his historical existence in the area. It would still be ideologically driven, but it would make more sense.
Instead they go full We Wuz Kangz and make an Arab in the body of a Sub Saharan African to steal all the accomplishments and relative greatness of those Empires of the time.
That describes so many modern day period pieces (some lefty college student going back in time to lecture).
Also a good way of sussing out the content grifters who won't admit it.
I point this out but morons just say "well he's a foreigner so of course he'll put his culture above everyone else's" as if that's not an extremely racist conclusion in and out of itself or even addresses the frustration of having to deal with the character.
Point out that if you act like a cunt as a foreigner and constantly insult your hosts you wouldn't survive very long in a medieval society.
"well he's a foreigner so of course he'll put his culture above everyone else's" Back to the immigration then...
I'm sure all those many places Mr. Musa has traveled to serve exquisite meals seasoned in the finest spices to not just the decadent nobility, but even to their commoners as well. The whole world is a vast 5-star restaurant where flavorless slop doesn't exist for anyone...until you get to Europe with all its uncultured wypipo.
Yea considering France and Italy have top notch cuisines and I love German food for its heartiness
Killing that one at the beginning of his journey would have solved a lot of troubles.
Many tried but he was marked Essential.🤷♂️
Have you heard of our Lord and Savior console commands?
What's the coon-sole command for completing his questline? I want to kill him with my fists
Remove the 'essential flag'. Create entire video about the many ways you can then kill him. The salt must flow.
And which console command removes the essential tag? Genuine question
Well I guess it’s a good thing I’m still hooked on modded Skyrim. No lectures like that while roaming between Whiterun and Cyrodil
The Nords sure are opposed to the idea of drinking milk, though.
They just don't wanna admit that the stuff makes them sick (due to being lactose-intolerant).
Meanwhile, the resident Giants consume cheese and presumably milk from mammoths. And they routinely launch people into space! Really makes you think.
Plenty of cheese to be found in Skyrim. Drinking milk means you're a baby, but eating curdled milk is alright I guess?
Well, yeah: Drinking grape juice means you're a kid. Drinking curdled mouldy grape juice means you're a "wine expert". Same with milk.
So what happens if we mod in pilk?
lol true