https://x.com/RealSpikeCohen/status/1855830188594012492
https://www.foodandwine.com/costco-kirkland-signature-butter-recall-8742337
I mean, can we just get hit by SMOD already?
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Trump and RFK Jr can't take over quick enough!
yeah, maybe in between all the pardoned rappers and billions sent to israel he'll make sure american know what REAL butter is!
a) This is beyond stupid. Where do people think butter comes from?
b) Once again, journalistic hatred is insufficient.
and a couple paragraphs later
Why bother with the anaphylaxis section, given that "the probability of serious adverse health consequences is remote"? And if someone lactose-intolerant bought butter, then the stomach issues they have after eating it are an individual idiot tax.
There are idiots out there, sorry I meant vegans, who don't know normal mayonnaise is made from eggs and will still order it without realising.
I say "normal" because vegan mayo does in fact exist. I assume it's just as bad as it sounds.
It's practically just white hair gel.
Idiot taxes are illegal, bigot. They run afoul of disproportionate impact so they can't be allowed. Like requiring a swimming test for firefighters in a city below sea level that's had major, national-news level flooding before. Like New Orleans.
I hate it so fucking much that just because one group is fucking stupid you can't mitigate for stupidity. Like the shit with Maryland cops not being able to do basic-ass math and women being less physically fit.
"I can't believe it's actually butter!"
You know this is one of those situations where some retard looking for a buck tried to sue a company because of their lactose intolerance and the "pain it caused" and now there is just a sitting law on the books about how you need it to be in the legal green.
Because that's one of the best friends of the government overreach. Impulsive and whiny losers happy to set up the pins for them to knock down.
It's worse than that: the ingredients correctly list that it is made with cream, it just doesn't have an extra allergy warning telling people that it has milk (cream) in it.
So, even if you were the stupidest person on the planet and didn't know butter was made with milk, you still would have been fine if you read the ingredients list.
It's even dumber than that.
Butter is in the Dairy section.
Eggs are in the dairy section, too. That's not quite a be-all end-all.
Bottom 20 percent of society (a very diverse group) forces all the stupid rules onto the rest of us.
It's more likely a certain 2% that gets off on exploiting the law for personal gain.
I ask you to remember your time in school. Were teachers more inclined to make rules to restrict typically behaving students, or make new rules to restrict and be able to punish the worst behaved members of the class? The bottom chunk of any group is going to be what determines what rules are needed to keep things remotely civil. Most people won't engage in murder, but because there is a subgroup that will do so penalties and disincentives need to be in place to dissuade them. (Putting aside that many of the people who engage in violent crime don't think about the consequences [or any second order thinking] they aren't so much deterrents as ways to in theory remove bad actors after they've acted)
Help me uncle Costco, some lady named Anna Philactic is attacking poor little Timmy and he can't breathe!
“If you don’t feel safe consuming you can return it for a full refund”
How long until the milk is recalled for not listing what it's made of / where it comes from?
These days there's a bunch of margerines that don't contain any milk, and for someone like me who is lactose intolerant, that's a big deal. Though I wouldn't be dumb enough to buy something that says "butter" unless it specifically said that it was vegan on the label. I'm not vegan btw, just lactose intolerant.
This is a side effect of governmental overreach. Same with P’Nutt and Fred getting euthanized. Same as fucking Waco. The government needs reducing bad or we will need licenses to buy butter and offending someone is a capital offense.
Weird new slogan just dropped:
I can't believe it's butter.
I hope their peanut butter brand doesn't forget.
It's as dumb as them putting "NO THIS IS NOT RECYCLABLE" on everything.
Used to be if it has a recycle symbol, it could potentially be, based on the number
But clearly too many retards have spawned.