https://x.com/RealSpikeCohen/status/1855830188594012492
https://www.foodandwine.com/costco-kirkland-signature-butter-recall-8742337
I mean, can we just get hit by SMOD already?
https://x.com/RealSpikeCohen/status/1855830188594012492
https://www.foodandwine.com/costco-kirkland-signature-butter-recall-8742337
I mean, can we just get hit by SMOD already?
a) This is beyond stupid. Where do people think butter comes from?
b) Once again, journalistic hatred is insufficient.
and a couple paragraphs later
Why bother with the anaphylaxis section, given that "the probability of serious adverse health consequences is remote"? And if someone lactose-intolerant bought butter, then the stomach issues they have after eating it are an individual idiot tax.
There are idiots out there, sorry I meant vegans, who don't know normal mayonnaise is made from eggs and will still order it without realising.
I say "normal" because vegan mayo does in fact exist. I assume it's just as bad as it sounds.
It's practically just white hair gel.
Idiot taxes are illegal, bigot. They run afoul of disproportionate impact so they can't be allowed. Like requiring a swimming test for firefighters in a city below sea level that's had major, national-news level flooding before. Like New Orleans.
I hate it so fucking much that just because one group is fucking stupid you can't mitigate for stupidity. Like the shit with Maryland cops not being able to do basic-ass math and women being less physically fit.