Idiot taxes are illegal, bigot. They run afoul of disproportionate impact so they can't be allowed. Like requiring a swimming test for firefighters in a city below sea level that's had major, national-news level flooding before. Like New Orleans.

I hate it so fucking much that just because one group is fucking stupid you can't mitigate for stupidity. Like the shit with Maryland cops not being able to do basic-ass math and women being less physically fit.