Their annoying and only really needed during winter or doing out doors type stuff. I shouldn’t have to put on pants and a belt and shoes to get in the car go to the store buy something and then go back home. I known it’s not a big deal but I’ve never seen anyone talk about the stuff I specifically dislike here.
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If not for the post timing there are several people this could be parodying, and that is concerning.
Are you saying you want to go to Walmart in your tightie whities?
I think he is saying he likes to go as God designed him.
Or maybe he agrees with the ancient Greeks that pants are for barbarians.
Greetings fellow toga lover. We're bringing it back!
kilt, the scottish way. Get a proper breeze around your bits
Feels so good
Try wearing overalls, OP. I bought some for doing yard work and couldn't believe how much more comfortable they are than wearing pants.
Overalls seem like more pants in my mind.
You don't need to fuck around with a belt. There's no waistband to restrict your movement or feel uncomfortable if you bend over to work on something for awhile. There's more mobility in the knees than your average pair of pants. You never need to hike your pants up or worry about plumber butt. Overalls solve these problems. I've tried everything from wearing correct size pants to baggier pants a few sizes larger, but none of this is as comfortable or efficient as overalls.
Which is fine but in my mind if pants were my issue, you would be suggesting more pants. I find that kinda funny.
See that's because you're coming from the wrong perspective. You started with the negative of pants and just saw pants that went higher. Instead start with the positive of a loose shirt and see it as a shirt that goes lower.
I'll consider this approach but bear in mind you put them on like pants and not over your head like a shirt
It's pants with extra pant up top and over your shoulders, it's a full body pant.
Full body pants are coveralls. Overalls are pants with an attached bib.
I wore coveralls a lot in the Navy, and there is nothing more comfy for doing dirty work. I had to wear a belt with them, but the regs did not dictate how tight the belt had to be, so I left it loose. Civilians dont have to wear at belt at all.
It's like onesie pyjamas for adults!
This is my thought as well
Maybe TNG did get it right? In the future, everyone will wear variations of jumpsuit-unitards?
OP should start rocking this.
Shorts for the win.
The only time i've worn pants in the past ~9 years or so was going to some families wedding, other than that its year-round shorts because damn they comfy.
I really wish there were formal shorts. Every time I'm in a hot area I want them. There's a formal lavalava, but then I have to explain it. I could wear a full kilt, but the modernized version is too short for my needs.
Is this a Chad humblebrag?
Yes, very much so. It's a real problem and I much prefer the longer more traditional kind because of it.
You could always try Bermuda shorts, they're meant to be worn with a blazer.
I too enjoy shorts! They are quite comfortable and easy to wear.
Also, have you tried flip-flops or Crocs rather than closed toe shoes?
Good luck wearing shorts only in any cold environment lol mind you I've never been that bothered about pants generally, I wear loose jeans. I'll tell you one thing I do hate is trying on new clothes which is why the second I find clothes that fit and are extremely comfortable I make a note of it so I can order new ones whenever I want. I've done the same for footwear as well.
What kind of job does one have that they can wear shorts 365?
WFH? UPS Driver?
Gardener in a hot country I guess? I'm baffled lol even then being somebody who does garden work on my own property you want the jeans sometimes just for protection.
no. ur a faget
No heretic, you’re the faget.
I have scrawny chicken legs. I love me some pants.
It's current_year. You're allowed to wear a dress.
Or wear a kilt
Or wear a toga.
Or a muumuu
We live in a society where I can't just whip my cock out and use it as a sundial to tell time. My God given right. SMH. Down with Big Pant
I don't hate them, but I prefer shorts. Mind are homemade....and really kinda baggy. Borderline kilt if they were unicolor. No pockets either, I know I'm 'weird' and I like the fanny pack, or a whole utility belt.
Yep, it's funny because when I was a child I hated shorts but now much prefer them to pants.
Walmart has entered chat.
Nobody's stopping you from wearing a skirt.
The Jews are, the Jews stole all my skirts and my kilt.