Hmm. Inspires no interest at all. I've seen this story 1000 times. It's like Brave set in LotR. Blah blah princess doesn't want to get married, and she's the baddest dude in the kingdom.
Imagine paying billions to secure the biggest medieval fantasy franchises just to hire some retarded faggots and women to poorly rewrite the Princess Bride…
This is by Warner Brothers Studios, though. Not Amazon, like Rings of Power. They've had the rights to the LotR franchise since the original Peter Jackson trilogy. I don't think they paid the Tolkien estate billions for that.
Gotta love adding something not in the source material because the showrunner wants to inject current year crap. I need to buy the appendices when I get a chance. That Anne of Green Gables show was probably the most blatant example and Wheel of Time is another. I have no hope for Narnia
There was an interesting part in the book Masters of Doom I think applies. It was laying out John Carmack’s sprawling D&D campaign that he had been working on for years with its own encyclopedia. One thing it pointed out was that Carmack was absolute in that his game abided by the established rules of his fantasy world so you accidentally destroy the world it’s destroyed. I think that’s what made older fantasy work better. Current ThingTM trash just invents as it goes and advances the writers and producers own ego. The Acolyte is a perfect example of that. LotR worked because it had real rules and history that grounded the series. Modern writers are just hacks who don’t know anything and their worldview is just their little LA/NYC bubbles and self insert.
At least when Shadow of War was writing nonsensical lore raping garbage it had the decency to be an incredibly fun game enough that the cutscenes became an after thought.
Hmm. Inspires no interest at all. I've seen this story 1000 times. It's like Brave set in LotR. Blah blah princess doesn't want to get married, and she's the baddest dude in the kingdom.
Imagine paying billions to secure the biggest medieval fantasy franchises just to hire some retarded faggots and women to poorly rewrite the Princess Bride…
This is by Warner Brothers Studios, though. Not Amazon, like Rings of Power. They've had the rights to the LotR franchise since the original Peter Jackson trilogy. I don't think they paid the Tolkien estate billions for that.
Men: bloodthirsty muscle heads that cause war over petty bullshit
Woman (singular): The only voice of reason. also, apparently the bestest rider eva!!!
yawn
Gotta love adding something not in the source material because the showrunner wants to inject current year crap. I need to buy the appendices when I get a chance. That Anne of Green Gables show was probably the most blatant example and Wheel of Time is another. I have no hope for Narnia
There was an interesting part in the book Masters of Doom I think applies. It was laying out John Carmack’s sprawling D&D campaign that he had been working on for years with its own encyclopedia. One thing it pointed out was that Carmack was absolute in that his game abided by the established rules of his fantasy world so you accidentally destroy the world it’s destroyed. I think that’s what made older fantasy work better. Current ThingTM trash just invents as it goes and advances the writers and producers own ego. The Acolyte is a perfect example of that. LotR worked because it had real rules and history that grounded the series. Modern writers are just hacks who don’t know anything and their worldview is just their little LA/NYC bubbles and self insert.
It all boils down to your bratty sister demanding that you relinquish your favorite toys so that she can play dress up with them.
Amen to that!
At last, the story of Helm Hammerhand....'s daughter? Huh?
They literally can’t write a story about a competent straight white male hero.
"But 200 years before that... there was an older tale". Yeah, no shit, Shearlock.
Was this written by ChatGPT? Fucking first thing they say and it's retarded horseshit that Kamala would say.
It's all so tiresome.
Looks boring and generic.
At least when Shadow of War was writing nonsensical lore raping garbage it had the decency to be an incredibly fun game enough that the cutscenes became an after thought.
I have girl-boss fatigue.
Good or bad, I'm already fucking sick of Western "anime." Regardless of quality, it's a trojan horse.
Japanese Trailer paints a different story. Helm is very much involved it seems and it looks like he still is killing people bare-handed.
Still, that eagle gives me pause. We'll see how it shakes out. I'm not paying money to see it either way.
They at least they didn't niggerfy the ginger.
This makes it 1/10 stars.
Really? I didnt finish washing the trailer - I dont recall any nigs from the parts i watched.
If thats the case .5/10. Barely worth the bandwidth of the .torrent file itself. ~1MB max.
I didn't even want to click the thumbnail of this when I saw in on youtube.
Who cares about these boring rip-offs? The 100th new LotR game, the 66655th boring Star Wars remake, the new woke version of xyz.
I don't think he was telling you not to post about it
Fucking hilarious this is something that’s been made. Yeah, i totally want to see a PG13 anime about a story that’s already been told.