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Metro at 4 euros :(
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Volunteers exploited like never before :(
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Swimmers who will have to swim in the Seine which full of excrements and piss. a corpse was recently found there :(
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Trash singer Aya Nakamura will be singing for the opening of the Olympic Games :(
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Baptiste Moirot will carry the flame :(
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Turns out he's a pedophile
-Change of plan. It's not Baptiste but a garbage man from Tiktok who will carry the flame :(
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Athletes will be sleeping in CROUS (students) rooms :(
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Maximum risk of terrorist attack :(
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Top-secret Olympic documents stolen not once but 3 times :(
-Hideous Olympic Village that pays homage to Soviet architecture. :(
-Strike threats :(
-The inaugural dance :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsCFrJUAq7g
-The mascots :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJO4_5YPTMM&pp=ygUdam8gcGFyaXMgbWFzY290dGUgdXMgcmVhY3Rpb24%3D
-Migrants and homeless people moved to other cities :(
-Opening ceremony at €3k per seat :(
-Babies and children will be paying full price :(
-Hotels without guests because they've decided to charge tourists three times the usual price :( https://www.leparisien.fr/jo-paris-2024/jo-paris-2024-les-clients-ne-reservent-plus-a-lavance-les-billets-haut-de-gamme-peinent-a-seduire-22-04-2024-LS3I2CAO3BB4ZLB5ULAEACI5OQ.php
-Accommodation without air conditioning in the middle of August and cardboard beds for athletes. The sweat will the beds melts. https://youtu.be/3cppmw8Qq34?t=22
-Lack of security guard:(
-Some security guards are on the national watchlist :(
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Maybe we'll get some entertainment if muslims riot again during the games.
Or attack the athletes as is tradition.
A repeat of the Munich hostage crisis (i.e. Palestinians taking Israeli athletes hostage) might be in the cards given current events.
Wow, I forgot that was even happening this year. I used to like the Olympics too. How can I anymore? It just politics and current year stuff.
You forgot the important one.
Its Paris, it's been a urine soaked shithole for the last few centuries.
And don't forget, steaming dog feces season!
Parisians do not pick after their dogs.
Punchline: that isn't dog shit.
You forgot about the rats.
wtf
Wait untill you hear her singing.
Here's a translation of one of her songs:
You're only good at getting high Yeah I feel you've got the shakes, I've got the shakes Between us there's a gap You're only good for making trouble
Baby wants dirty allô allô allô Million dollars, baby you're worth it
Baby wants dirty, allô allô allô Million dollars, baby you're worth it
I'm gang, out of the game Boy don't play, bang bang bang I'm gang, out of the game Boy don't play, bang bang bang
Blah blah blah just snitching Close the door, you got the snitch on your side Blah blah blah just snitching Close the door, you got the snitch in the airlock Snitch, Snit-Snit-Snitch Shut, shut the door, there's a snitch on your side Snitch, snitch, snitch Close the door, you've got the snitch in the airlock Ah, for a long time, I've seen in this for a long time I've seen in this for a long time, ah, ah, I've seen in this
So the mascot is a red poop emoji?
Here is some real athleticism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQX6UCIessA
They are Phrygian Caps.
why is this one bad? I mean I guess bad for the other cities
Because it’s hiding the problem, rather than actually dealing with it…
However this happens all the time, with these events. Beijing, Baku (Eurovision) and Delhi (Commonwealth Games) are all known to have done the same…
Don't forget San Francisco cleaning up its shit-covered streets for a single day for Xi Jinping's visit.
Olymics should've stayed in Greece
What about the bed bugs?
Olympics have always been a scam. Not allowing professional players makes it meaningless.
Physical competitions are a genetic lottery anyway, sure it might be nice to see what humans are capable of through competition but they prove nothing.
If one of those cardboard beds became ignited, you wouldn't even have time to get a fire extinguisher before being overwhelmed.
Is the sad face on this one because they're not being deported, imprisoned, or executed as appropriate?
I'm glad to see the Olympics are following FIFA so well.
Sydney was unironically pretty good.
Last Olympics to break even, too!
Last time my country achieved something like that. And probably the last actually good Olympics.
My city still uses theirs from the 1988 olympics. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Olympic_Park
Atlanta turned the main stadium into Tuner Field and it was home to the Braves for 19 years. It wasn't a bad park, I appreciate how we manage to repurpose the stadium especially after seeing Russia and Brazil's treatment of their stadiums after the games.
And after the Braves left Atlanta to become the Cobb County Braves, Georgia State University's lousy Panthers play there.
Source: Am Panthers fan.
Bonus fact: the tennis court that was used during the Olympics in Atlanta (1996) was or will be demolished. And in its place will be a Costco. I'm okay with that.