CHICAGO — Officials say a murder victim managed to shoot his killer before dying, and, after the murderer fled, a passerby took the victim’s gun, hunted down the killer, and shot some more.
Yeah, this is starting out Chicago style. Dis gon' be good.
It all happened last Friday afternoon in the 7400 block of South Euclid. . .
South Euclid, you say?
Quijuan Lewis, a 20-year-old on parole for less than two months for a gun conviction, got out of a car and crouched behind a vehicle as the victim, 36-year-old Delegance Crawl
The names... the names.
Ultimately, prosecutors say, Lewis shot Crawl in the back of the head. And Crawl shot Lewis in the leg. As Crawl lay gravely wounded, Lewis ran to a nearby gas station for help and stashed his gun in a potato chip display. . .
Potato chip rack, you say? chef's kiss
Back at the shooting scene, a passerby who has not been identified picked up Crawl’s gun from beside his motionless body and marched over to the gas station. They used Crawl’s gun to shoot Lewis “multiple” times in the buttocks and then ran away
Forrest Gump In tha butt-ox? /ForrestGump
[Lewis] received a one-year sentence [. . .] with the state’s standard 50% good behavior discount and credits earned while in custody, he was released from prison on January 18, the same day he arrived.
Rotating door, keep on spinning.
Shit like this enrages me. "Guns are the worst things ever, and we need to do everything we can to stop them. Oh, and by the way, you're free to go." - Liberal fuckstick city leaders nationwide.
The same people trying desperately to take my guns, to take your guns...also let these actual criminals out every single fucking day, to go off and murder people.Fuck these people. Fuck them so hard.
I'd still hate them, but I'd hate them a whole let less, and respect them a lot more, if they were at least ideologically consistent. If they ran their cities like they try to run my life. I'd be like "I still think you're retarded fascists, but at least you're consistent, and trying to keep your city clean and safe for your people." Did I mention, fuck these people?
Everything they say about being terrified of guns only applies to white people. If you're black you can post Instagram videos under your real name of the Glock switch you had shipped directly to your house off AliExpress, if you're white and you have a slamfire at the range you'd better have somewhere to hide your dog from the ATF.
Unequal enforcement of law is one of the worst aspects of our current system and its many flaws.
Wait till you see this: plz no mandatory minimum sentences for literal gun crimes becuz dey racis https://archive.is/5Z9OB
You should be forced to have every gun and round locked away in separate containers https://archive.is/AOkIC
Plz remove gunshot detection technology becuz they're placed by black peepo https://archive.ph/qdtkX
Btw, we will take your guns away if someone says you're a threat https://archive.is/Vk4o2
Add on the usual liberal county attorney, similar judicial sentencing behaviors, and prominent 'defund da police' city leaders. Minneapolis is on a track to become Chicago 2.0. All we need is the demographic shift.
It really is this simple:
Legislation that disproportionately punishes white peoples? Good. Doesn’t matter if the law is targeting law-abiding citizens who have done nothing wrong.
Legislation that disproportionately punishes non-white peoples? Bad. Doesn’t matter if the law is targeting violent criminals who have actually hurt people.
Seen all that. Hate all that.
ARRRRG.
What the actual fuck did I just read?
The Chicago news. Welcome to Clown World, fren.
Ah Chicago, the Florida Man of Urban Developments.
The sidebar stories
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really serve to round out this Chicago style societal decay shitshow.
OK, I refuse to believe this is a real story. Because how on earth is someone's real name "Delegance Crawl"?
Blacks.
If you swapped "characters" and Delegance Crawl got shot in the butt, I'd honestly think this were a shitpost.
I'm jaded, but I originally thought this news website was a long-con, own-the-right, Onion-esque thing. It's not. Now... now I'm kinda sad.
Lol. (my neighbors could hear me laughing)
Hah, I actually know this area. Sad thing is, there are some beautiful neighborhoods in the South Side. Areas that were English, Irish, Polish, etc., all changed dramatically in roughly the 1940s/1950s. Beautiful old homes, walkable city blocks, trees -- it should be an urban paradise.
This is near where Michelle Obama grew up.
Friends and I used to drive down to a taco bell and white castle in this neighborhood. You had to hand over your cash (and receive your food) through a sealed metal box behind bullet proof glass--like at a bank. Yeah, it was crazy.
Ignoring the randomly generate names of those involved...
Only in an urban shithole would one be dumb enough to do this.