CHICAGO — Officials say a murder victim managed to shoot his killer before dying, and, after the murderer fled, a passerby took the victim’s gun, hunted down the killer, and shot some more.
Yeah, this is starting out Chicago style. Dis gon' be good.
It all happened last Friday afternoon in the 7400 block of South Euclid. . .
South Euclid, you say?
Quijuan Lewis, a 20-year-old on parole for less than two months for a gun conviction, got out of a car and crouched behind a vehicle as the victim, 36-year-old Delegance Crawl
The names... the names.
Ultimately, prosecutors say, Lewis shot Crawl in the back of the head. And Crawl shot Lewis in the leg. As Crawl lay gravely wounded, Lewis ran to a nearby gas station for help and stashed his gun in a potato chip display. . .
Potato chip rack, you say? chef's kiss
Back at the shooting scene, a passerby who has not been identified picked up Crawl’s gun from beside his motionless body and marched over to the gas station. They used Crawl’s gun to shoot Lewis “multiple” times in the buttocks and then ran away
Forrest Gump In tha butt-ox? /ForrestGump
[Lewis] received a one-year sentence [. . .] with the state’s standard 50% good behavior discount and credits earned while in custody, he was released from prison on January 18, the same day he arrived.
Rotating door, keep on spinning.
Wait till you see this: plz no mandatory minimum sentences for literal gun crimes becuz dey racis https://archive.is/5Z9OB
You should be forced to have every gun and round locked away in separate containers https://archive.is/AOkIC
Plz remove gunshot detection technology becuz they're placed by black peepo https://archive.ph/qdtkX
Btw, we will take your guns away if someone says you're a threat https://archive.is/Vk4o2
Add on the usual liberal county attorney, similar judicial sentencing behaviors, and prominent 'defund da police' city leaders. Minneapolis is on a track to become Chicago 2.0. All we need is the demographic shift.
It really is this simple:
Legislation that disproportionately punishes white peoples? Good. Doesn’t matter if the law is targeting law-abiding citizens who have done nothing wrong.
Legislation that disproportionately punishes non-white peoples? Bad. Doesn’t matter if the law is targeting violent criminals who have actually hurt people.
Seen all that. Hate all that.
ARRRRG.