Gandalf as Biden
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Orcposting best posting
https://imgur.com/gallery/rTjK75m https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/128526954/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/128526954/
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https://imgur.com/gallery/8xx1D
Orc raids are just part and parcel of living in Middle Earth.
Congrats, this wins today's Cringe Award, and it's still the morning.
This is high level cringe right here. Biden can barely walk on level surfaces; certainly can't do stairs (up or down); and doesn't even seem to know where, who, or what he is, or what he's doing the vast majority of the time. Age isn't the issue, and these leftoids know it.
Biden also doesn't have a helpful or heroic bone in his body. Even if Gandalf was demented and frail, he'd still be a better man than Biden.
Biden is way more like Theoden; so feeble he can barely move, constantly in a mental fog, son died violently, totally controlled by his aids who give him advice that destroys his kingdom.
Of course Theoden was once a good man, found redemption, and restored his kingdom. So in that way not like Biden at all.
Glad you mentioned that. Even when tricked, he thought he was doing the right thing. He wasn't trying to exterminate his own people and weaken his kingdom.
Unironically, unironically - no, listen, I'm serious, bub - my favorite Biden clip of all time. Also probably the best thing he's ever done, saying that out in the open.
"The freaking Vice President - the man who is now President - said less white people is a good thing" is a pretty compelling argument to all but the most brainwashed. They won't immediately change their minds, but maybe it will get them to think, will plant some seeds.
Thank you, Biden, very cool.
I've got another great Biden mini-article in that category:
https://apnews.com/arts-and-entertainment-movies-united-states-government-974f8e9179014185a6f1d455005539af
https://archive.is/8b39n
As you say, Biden was never this, but I truly cannot comprehend how people can look at footage of Biden from the 90s and early 00s, and not think this man is a husk that has lost a LOT of mental acquity. Hell, here's a random video from 1992, and he wasn't young there, that's still him at 50. This is not the same man we see today.
Biden was never a good man, but he was at least capable of intelligence.
Or mid and late 00s. Or early 10s. He was (relatively) sane and with it even a couple years ago. Hell, campaign Biden (who anyone paying attention at the time called out as a demented old man) is downright sharp and brilliant compared to current Biden.
Biden has always been a moron. But he knew enough about how Washington politics works to weasel his way into the system and firmly entrench himself there.
He's there to be controlled by the left. Sign whatever they put in front of him, not to actually think or decide anything.
Does he know how Washington works? I'm sure he did at some point. His evaporated faculties got him pulled into the black hole that is his party and he's been puppeted ever since. No different than old ladies getting stuffed into crooked homes and tricked into signing away their rights, other than the country is getting pillaged instead.
You're not wrong, but I just think that that era for Biden was some of his most charismatic too, which does take a level of intelligence to quickly read the room and behave accordingly. Now he can barely keep a thought straight.
That's the core narrative they're pushing here, and what the media have been pushing even as they try and remove Biden. Not that he's a demented pervert who can't even remember how corrupt he is, no - he's just too old, like Trump.
I've never felt the urge to shout fuck off more..
Unlike Gandalf, Biden wouldn't sacrifice himself, in fact he's VERY fond of sacrificing others given his track record. Plus we STILL trying the work out narrative of 'Jan 6 was an insurrection', listen dipshits, if the main footage I have of them inside the capital is them obeying a RED VELVET ROPE, it ain't a fucking insurrection any more than a school trip is a coup attempt..
The left meme status: still can't
Can't even meme.
Free Folk except they are goblins instead of dwarves and elves
... so, when did Biden get resurrected without us noticing it, then?
TBH his dumb ass probably has been quietly resuscitated a couple of times by now.
But it would have been less "stopping a balrog" and more "choking on hotdog" that necessitated it.
If Biden was Gandalf, he'd be Gandalf the Brown; "my butts been wiped!"
Gandalf is also an immortal wizard sent by god to shepherd the world.
Not just a wizard. A Maiar. Sort of an angelic being sent by the wisest of the demi gods.
He was never a doddering old fool.