I was grocery shopping today and came across boxes of "Cracker Jill" in the store. They were "celebrating women in sports". I googled it when I got home and it appears their mascot is a transgender man in a wheelchair: https://www.crackerjill.com
It's rather wearisome seeing every single human being that's not a straight white man being constantly honored for something or another. I'm not a ConPro-type, but that's only the demographic responsible for 99% of modern technology and society.
Is that supposed to be Cracker Jacks?
It’s Cripple Jack!
Sounds like a JoJo's villain.
So, very apt then. It's literally Jack pretending to be Jill.
So Jack jacked being Jill, and probably jacks to being Jill, but will never be able to jill as a jacked Jill becase Jack "becoming" Jill jacks everything up.
And still a better player than most women in the WNBA.
My wife bought a bag of these. She must not have noticed, since she called them Cracker Jacks when she asked me to grab them from the cupboard.
Turns out, they still taste like Cracker Garbage.
Don't eat seed oil soy paste garbage.
They are using Lindsey Zurbrugg as their mascot - AFAIK she's an actual woman.
Absolute fucking cringe campaign though - will probably have a negative impact on their sales.
I got a box of Berry Pebbles today with something about "celebrate women" on it.
It was literally half the price of Fruity Pebbles so I made sure to crack wise about the gender pay gap.
You still lose cause you're eating seed oil laced soy paste bits.
That is some ugly artwork.
It's genocide. Get white men to castrate themselves.
Having a white mascot for "Cracker Jacks" or Jills in this case, would be like having a black mascot for N***a Jacks.
Maybe they could be watermelon and fried chicken flavor.
Lamenting a "demographic" not being credited for "99% of modern technology and society" is just lame. Just being part of the same demographic is meaningless. The achievements are down to those individuals that actually did the work. Feeling warm and fuzzy because some other person who also has a penis and has a similar skin tone to you achieved something is completely pointless and counterproductive.
Nah I'm proud of my ancestors and my people. Are you proud of your dad? Your mom? Why? You didn't INDIVIDUALLY do anything. You should only be proud of what you do!