Obama's personal chef drowns near his home
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Another totally not suspicious death. They probably offed him to avoid another Joan Rivers situation when he opened the wrong door and saw Big Mike's trouser snake.
What happened with Joan Rivers? I thought there was one celeb who was talking about Adam Schiff before he died before died suspiciously, thought it was Anthony Bourdain
Joan Rivers said something to the effect of "of course Michelle Obama is actually a dude, it's obvious" on camera. A short time later, she died due to complications during a minor surgery. To quote Wikipedia on it:
This is the problem with being a chef, a butler or similar professions near the powerful, you're around them when the say shit and so they might decide to get rid of you as a loose end..
This is exactly what happened to Anthony Bourdain.
He got too close to Solomon, the big King J when he was boozed up talking shit poaching his kitchen slave's cooking.
Bourdain ate all kinds of raw and disgusting food from across the world, so he probably just had some kind of weird brain worms or such as.
Isn't this the second one of their staffers to die mysteriously in the past couple of weeks, or is this the same story I saw before?
Edit: Never mind, it was just him.
I'm only aware of this one and I'm kinda late to the party here.
Hey, it worked for the Kennedys. Cough, Chappaquiddick, cough.
Which is literally a few miles from where this guy apparently drowned, also in a similarly shallow pond of water...
I noticed that similarity immediately, lol. It's a bit... Much.
Obama’s chief of security last seen on a paddleboard with this dude (both with fishing poles for some reason) while Obama brooded in an easy chair
"The other paddleboarder" was one of the daughters.
You mess up one creme brulee....
What tiny fraction of paddleboarders actually manage drown in 8 feet of water, 30 yards out into a calm pond?
Admittedly demographically he's at a higher risk of not knowing how to swim, but it still has to be a pretty rare occurrence.when you can practically just walk to safety.
There’s actually video of him swimming passably well in a pool iirc