Man Drinking Bud Light Listening To Country Music Clearly Gay
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I mean, if you enjoy the taste of bud light, you must be used to the taste of sucking dick. It's the most logical explanation.
Anyone who listens to “Country Music” today probably IS gay… did you not hear about that “Country Music” Awards ceremony with the trannies and drag queens and Intersectional Alphabet Pride Flag in the background?
Real Country Music has been dead for at least 20 years.
Real country music doesn't make the hit lists.
"Stadium/pop country" does. That's what the labels push and that's what wins awards, even though it's sung by a bunch of frat boys in $3000 boots who've never as much as set a foot on a ranch, let along wrote their own songs.
Clean boots have never known work.
Can you give some good examples of modern country that doesn’t suck, made within the last 5 years? I’m genuinely curious and want to listen to it...
Jackson Dean, Colter Wall, Jackson Taylor & The Sinners. There are a few out there. The producer of Yellowstone is a outlaw country fan, so look at song lists from that show.
Poor Man's Poison is also pretty good. Although they are more Country Rock with some of their newer stuff rather than true Country.
Sturgill Simpson is OK.
I'll entertain examples from the last 50, because I don't believe good country music exists.
If this is the genre's strongest offering, my analysis remains correct.
Also, Shane Owens has some good songs out there (Love To Try Them On slaps), and he does 90s country very well.
Well, same as in Pop music just listen to old stuff. Nothing speaks against that.
Is Bud Light even the choice beer for country people somewhere? I used to think of it as a 20-something's beer but they all go for craft beer now. In Texas the cheap beer of choice is Shiner.
Does Pearl still exist as an independent? A lot of small independents are bought out by giants like Anheuser-Putch.
Surely there's a beer somewhere made the old-fashioned, non-testosterone-suppressing way?
Spruce beer uses spruce tips instead of hops. It was common in Colonial America.
I've had beer made with spruce tips, but I don't think I've ever had one that completely replaced hops with them.
I mean, if the hat fits. . . .
Country music is a scourge upon this earth.
Fucking fight me.
He's in Brokeback Mountain costume.
It is known