Turns out Ludwig van Beethoven wasn't black after all
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tl;dr Ludwig van Beethoven was >99% European.
In case you haven't heard about this particular leftist propaganda: they claimed Beethoven was black.
Now a university ran genome analysis on a lock of his hair. To nobody's surprise (nobody sane anyway) he's >99% European, central European at that.
They also claim that all of Shakespeares plays were actually written by a black woman. That fried chicken invented in Scotland was actually invented by African slaves in America. On and on, you can’t have someone fart without someone claiming it was a black person that did it first.
Obviously they wanna claim fried chicken for themselves, this is why the onion shut down and the bee has to come up with even crazier stories.
The Onion shut down?
lol, alright thats some sorta Mandela effect for me. I thought they did a while ago, I was wrong but weirdly enough no one talks about them anymore.
Tbf we fry everything.
Pizza, Mars bars, Cadbury Creme Eggs.
Don't do the last one though, sugar core turns molten and can injure someone enough it might be fatal.
Any chef can tell you molten sugar is super dangerous, that's what caused lots of slave deaths back in the olden days
I enjoyed when Richard Hammond fried Spaghetti when they were in Scotland for a special.
That was a special moment.
Fried chicken was invented in Scotland?
Texans fry everything, too. Even ice cream.
Uhh...
We wuz Euroz an sheeit.
or
Europe was always Black!
I mean they tried to pull that with Kingdom Come - Deliverance years ago when they complained a game in medieval Europe was too White.
I mean there are non whites in that game, they just happen to be invading mud slimes brought in by a feckless usurper.
We wuz deaf n shit!
There's a surprising amount of black culture in the US that was carried over from Ireland, Scotland, and Britain.
It's both less and more surprising when you look up just how many inventions were from the hands of Scots.
It's less surprising because there are that many so it's inevitable it would influence a lot of the world;
Pedal bikes, pneumatic tyres, tubular steel, canal design, wire rope, cordite, telephones, radar, ATM and PINs, logarithms, hypnotism, noble gases, golf, ice hockey [suck it Canada], saline drips, hypodermic syringes, ECGs, chainsaws, refridgerators, flush toilets, lawnmowers, carronade cannons, Ferguson rifles, Ghillie suits, and a lot more.
It's more surprising because there are that many coming from just Scotland.
I thought that was a meme, did anyone actually belived it?