Totally plausible. It's always been common for diseases to mysteriously gain and lose symptoms. Why, most of the diseases from my youth are barely recognizable today!

You should have seen chicken pox back when I was a kid; killed off most of the weaker classmates, and those of us that survived barely made it.

Cool. Now AWFLs with terribly unhealthy lifestyles can blame their pain on long covid instead of fibromyalgia (or lyme disease or lupus; I guess it's really just another one for the pile).

I wear my neck and leg braces to protect you, you wear yours to protect me.

Got a huge laceration on your forehead? Could be COVID!

"The Coof... is changing..."

Myalgia

So now covid has the same symptoms as the #1 made up disease for attention-seeking women.

Zoe COVID app

...presented without comment

If you want to know how we live in a dystopia and this tidbit of fake news is one small, clumsy and mindless turn of the clockwork, search "angelique coetzee" (the doctor they are quoting) "myalgia" and limit to recent. Practically every article I found was verbatim identical to this one, as if algorithm-generated, and there is no source for Coetzee's quote about vaccinated vs unvaccinated at all. The few that vary from the template cite the template articles, as if to deflect responsibility.

Coetzee is the doctor who is credited for discovering Omicron and is on record saying it's a mild disease, and that the global medical establishment attempted to threaten her into saying otherwise. I see no evidence they've done any new interviews with her since 2021 and I can't see how she's relevant other than that she's S. African and they're regurgitating data from a SA mobile app. It seems more like they're digging up an offhand 2021 Omicron statement where she says 'it's worse in the unvaccinated', removing the context (where she says it's not serious either way), and slapping that in the article, so that the cattle have their obligatory pronouncement from the science clergy.

No joke. They couldn't find ANYONE in the lying establishment to legitimise this piece of rubbish and had to resort to using half-faked, repurposed quotes from the doctor who said Omicron was nothing to worry about.

Stop worrying about covid and start worrying about revenge.

I'm wearing these adult diapers to protect YOU.

After how many RNA changes can we still call it "COVID-19" the cause of a GlObAl pAnDeMiC?

Here is a look at an early COVID symptom, which now regarded as the ‘top’ that can help you to identify the disease and get treated.

Now, it seems, COVID-related symptoms have changed again, with many now reporting sharp pain in shoulders and legs, widely known as myalgia.
Myalgia, also known as muscle aches and pains, is said to arise from the effects of inflammatory molecules released by immune cells in response to the virus.

The next couple of sentences need better clarification, so my guesses for what they should say are in brackets.

As per Zoe COVID app, which has been tracking COVID symptoms from the beginning, Myalgia is regarded as [the] ‘top’ symptom for COVID and is now widely reported [by patients].

Dr Angelique Coetzee, who had first detected the Omicron variant, [said] myalgia tends to affect unvaccinated patients more intensely. But jabbed patients can still experience it as well.

Actually can confirm

This shit is fake and gay. Don't take the vax. For anything.