Using "When You're Evil" as a baseline song for it might be a bit on the nose, but it does mostly work. Though that song has built-in accelerationism as the song goes on.
Look, have you seen fuel prices right now? We may have to cut back use of the time machine to really important runs, like trying to make a Goldwater victory in '64.
This guy was radicalized by everything, because he is a mentally ill turnip and his entire life is an ever-ascending escalator of drugs and batshit crazy. I have no doubt he was probably radicalized by Gamergate, and Russiagate, and BlueAnon, and ancient reptilians.
Still as relevant as ever: The almighty Stairs Muffin
You can't get rid of us!
We are the gross watery part floating on top of the ketchup bottle!
We are the hole in your sock that is strangling your big toe, and when you put on another one it ALSO has a hole!
We are the squeaky stair that gives you away when you are trying to sneak out!
We are the lens flair that is so exaggerated that you can't tell what is going on!
We are the progress bar that stalls with one pixel remaining!
We are GAMERGATE and we EVERYWHERE, and NOWHERE, and invisible, but all powerful! We live rent-free in your otherwise empty head!
StonecuttersGamergators:Who wakes landwhales up at night?
Who breaks in and gives them fright?
G-G, G-G!
Whose soggy knees are in lockstep?
Who leaves muffins on the wrong step?
G-G, G-G!
Who trips you up when you're on the stairs?
Who pushed you down, and don't care?
G-G, G-G!
Who makes the chicken smell real bad?
Who gut punched you like gigichad?
G-G!
G-G!
That sounds like a Tyler Duerden speech.
I started with Darkwing Duck as the base and just kind of rolled with it.
Let's get dangerous!
Using "When You're Evil" as a baseline song for it might be a bit on the nose, but it does mostly work. Though that song has built-in accelerationism as the song goes on.
OK, who was messing with the time machine this time? And did you at least remember to refill the tank when you brought it back?
IT WAS ME, BARRY!
I'm the one who spoiled your refrigerated chicken and moved your stair muffin three inches inward so you'd slip on it!
Thanks, Obama.
Look, have you seen fuel prices right now? We may have to cut back use of the time machine to really important runs, like trying to make a Goldwater victory in '64.
Now that would be something. GG impacting things before video games were even a thing. I can see it now.
Who in the fuck writes it as two words?
the villain
Ghazi-types did on occasion.
A drugged up retard who's knocking boots with Mr Nancy?
This guy was radicalized by everything, because he is a mentally ill turnip and his entire life is an ever-ascending escalator of drugs and batshit crazy. I have no doubt he was probably radicalized by Gamergate, and Russiagate, and BlueAnon, and ancient reptilians.
It's been 8 years. They're really going to need to find another boogeyman.
That's the thing with Dios Del Juegadors Muertos, the days of the dead gamers never truly dies.
It's been so long since I've played Super Mario 3 that I can't remember that level. Was that the scrolling one on the airship?