35 () posted 3 years ago by Diaboli-Sem 3 years ago by Diaboli-Sem +35 / -0 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You can't get rid of us!
We are the gross watery part floating on top of the ketchup bottle!
We are the hole in your sock that is strangling your big toe, and when you put on another one it ALSO has a hole!
We are the squeaky stair that gives you away when you are trying to sneak out!
We are the lens flair that is so exaggerated that you can't tell what is going on!
We are the progress bar that stalls with one pixel remaining!
We are GAMERGATE and we EVERYWHERE, and NOWHERE, and invisible, but all powerful! We live rent-free in your otherwise empty head!
StonecuttersGamergators:Who wakes landwhales up at night?
Who breaks in and gives them fright?
G-G, G-G!
Whose soggy knees are in lockstep?
Who leaves muffins on the wrong step?
G-G, G-G!
Who trips you up when you're on the stairs?
Who pushed you down, and don't care?
G-G, G-G!
Who makes the chicken smell real bad?
Who gut punched you like gigichad?
G-G!
G-G!
That sounds like a Tyler Duerden speech.
I started with Darkwing Duck as the base and just kind of rolled with it.
Let's get dangerous!
Using "When You're Evil" as a baseline song for it might be a bit on the nose, but it does mostly work. Though that song has built-in accelerationism as the song goes on.