Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.
And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.
And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.
edit: I see you downvoted but didn't post pics. I will take it that means your "wife" is a body pillow of your favorite anime character.
It's relevant, and I wasn't bragging until you decided to be contrarian(I was simply taunting the uggos with the one thing they hate most, real women).
Feel free to assume I'm lying. I don't give three fifths of a shit for your opinion.
Are you guys talking about the same "bottom left"? In the first tweet, the bottom left girl is the most realistic looking one. Her head is too small but that's all.
Unironically my wife's actual figure, bottom left. Seethe, legbeards. o7
Edit: the Mrs decided to weigh in on the topic. https://imgur.io/a/gifwxG4
I am in a similar status. It's a nice club.
Damn right it is. It's hilarious to me, she gets hateful glares from every woman we pass.
"Legbeards." That is GOOD, I'm stealing that.
Feel free, I didn't invent that by any means lol.
lol no, your wife is just fat. nobody has a body like bottom left.
edit: yeah his "wife" looks nothing like that pic
Hate to tell you, but it's true. Take a few cup sizes since she doesn't have balloon tits, and that's her.
Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.
And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.
And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.
edit: I see you downvoted but didn't post pics. I will take it that means your "wife" is a body pillow of your favorite anime character.
It's relevant, and I wasn't bragging until you decided to be contrarian(I was simply taunting the uggos with the one thing they hate most, real women).
Feel free to assume I'm lying. I don't give three fifths of a shit for your opinion.
I am Kaarous's wife. Stand corrected soy boy.
https://imgur.com/a/gifwxG4
Are you guys talking about the same "bottom left"? In the first tweet, the bottom left girl is the most realistic looking one. Her head is too small but that's all.
Yeah the smallish head one.
My wife was hot when we were 20
That's from last winter so she'd be 26.
Well I'm 40
So am I.
Is your wife Uzaki?
Who is that?
Ur waifu