Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.
And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.
And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.
edit: I see you downvoted but didn't post pics. I will take it that means your "wife" is a body pillow of your favorite anime character.
It's relevant, and I wasn't bragging until you decided to be contrarian(I was simply taunting the uggos with the one thing they hate most, real women).
Feel free to assume I'm lying. I don't give three fifths of a shit for your opinion.
Are you guys talking about the same "bottom left"? In the first tweet, the bottom left girl is the most realistic looking one. Her head is too small but that's all.
lol no, your wife is just fat. nobody has a body like bottom left.
edit: yeah his "wife" looks nothing like that pic
Hate to tell you, but it's true. Take a few cup sizes since she doesn't have balloon tits, and that's her.
Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.
And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.
And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.
edit: I see you downvoted but didn't post pics. I will take it that means your "wife" is a body pillow of your favorite anime character.
It's relevant, and I wasn't bragging until you decided to be contrarian(I was simply taunting the uggos with the one thing they hate most, real women).
Feel free to assume I'm lying. I don't give three fifths of a shit for your opinion.
No, it is not relevant that you claim your wife looks like AI pictures of women with proportions that do not exist. Nobody asked.
Do you think feminist women come on to this message board? or ANY women?
I don't give a shit about what your wife looks like, either, yet you felt the need to tell me.
I am Kaarous's wife. Stand corrected soy boy.
https://imgur.com/a/gifwxG4
Now that's a lifelike pillow, huh u/dekachin?
Kaarous, you made a whole new account just to post this?
Why would you post that?
Are you guys talking about the same "bottom left"? In the first tweet, the bottom left girl is the most realistic looking one. Her head is too small but that's all.
Yeah the smallish head one.