Your whole brag was that she looked like the AI pic, "Unironically my wife's actual figure, bottom left. " yet the pic you chose completely covers up her figure in a baggy sweater. https://i.imgur.com/J21Rpl5.jpg
even with the sweater though it's obvious she looks nothing like the pic. the pic you posted isn't curvy at all, and the AI pic is made to be inhumanly curvy.
I just want to go ahead and summarize your progression thus far.
First you declared that my wife must just be fat. Then you declared that she's imaginary or a body pillow. Then you tried to say she's not female, and also that her two year old account is a fresh sock puppet.
And now you're saying "yeah but the thweater! We can't thee her tiths!" when she's got an E cup even a sweater can't hide. You're desperate to make something stick, because this kind of thing is out of your reach so you cope by pretending it's not real.
So anyway, okay then you're a real account. Grats on having a kid.
A few things:
Was this pic from a long time ago? You posted 3 months ago that you lost 45 lbs. That's a LOT of weight on a 5'3" girl. So is this an instance of you posting a pic from like 10 years ago?
Also Kaarous made an outlandish statement that I knew wasn't true, so i called him on it. Here https://i.imgur.com/J21Rpl5.jpg While I am sure he is very impressed with you, you have to admit you look nothing like that pic.
Now that's a lifelike pillow, huh u/dekachin?
why did you make a sock puppet account to post instead of posting yourself?
alpha female? lol. is that a dude? "she" looks suspiciously tall, is very covered up, man hands, etc.
Unable to cope I see, therefore choosing to continue. Also she's like five three and her hands are tiny, so swing and a miss.
Your whole brag was that she looked like the AI pic, "Unironically my wife's actual figure, bottom left. " yet the pic you chose completely covers up her figure in a baggy sweater. https://i.imgur.com/J21Rpl5.jpg
even with the sweater though it's obvious she looks nothing like the pic. the pic you posted isn't curvy at all, and the AI pic is made to be inhumanly curvy.
I just want to go ahead and summarize your progression thus far.
First you declared that my wife must just be fat. Then you declared that she's imaginary or a body pillow. Then you tried to say she's not female, and also that her two year old account is a fresh sock puppet.
And now you're saying "yeah but the thweater! We can't thee her tiths!" when she's got an E cup even a sweater can't hide. You're desperate to make something stick, because this kind of thing is out of your reach so you cope by pretending it's not real.
Just take the L dude.
If I'm a man, how was I pregnant for 9 months and then give birth to an adorable baby?
This .win site thing is weird, it doesn't show your post history unless I leave this sub. https://communities.win/u/Alpha_Female21?type=post
So anyway, okay then you're a real account. Grats on having a kid.
A few things:
Was this pic from a long time ago? You posted 3 months ago that you lost 45 lbs. That's a LOT of weight on a 5'3" girl. So is this an instance of you posting a pic from like 10 years ago?
Also Kaarous made an outlandish statement that I knew wasn't true, so i called him on it. Here https://i.imgur.com/J21Rpl5.jpg While I am sure he is very impressed with you, you have to admit you look nothing like that pic.
Did you put a fedora on after that last paragraph? I half expected you to call her ma'am.
My husband made no outlandish statements.