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Woman who sold farts in a jar retires after being hospitalized due to intense gas pains (web.archive.org)
posted 4 years ago by YesMovement 4 years ago by YesMovement +30 / -0
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– BidenLikesMiners 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

She made 250k selling farts.... 1k a bottle, just trust her bro

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– HallucinatoryBeing 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

Is this the late-stage capitalism I keep hearing about?

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– Knife-TotingRat 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

The real question is, who the hell was buying this?

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– reidj 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Eproctophiliacs.

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– ailurus 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Matto reportedly made about $1,270 a jar,

Why? Why would you pay $1.27 for a fart jar, much less $1270?

She has since launched her fart jar NFTs

WHY?

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– Brennus 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Better question, why actually fart in every jar? Do it once on camera for the add and just sell empty jars to morons.

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– JiggsawCalrissian 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I just assumed that's what she was doing

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– OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

I mean I donโ€™t know if I would pay money for her farts but I would still really like to see where they come from.

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– brappablat 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Imagine the smell

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– deleted 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0
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– OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

City slicker should have left the brapp farming to the professionals smdh

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– GeneralBoobs 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Dear Bill Gates,

You are correct. Please start with her.

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– BidenLikesMiners 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

bill is never correct. even in irony

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– FutaCumDiet 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

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– GloboHomoErectus 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

She could have just swabbed some Skatole in a jar, instead she ate 5kgs of undercooked cabbages a day.

Dumb whores gonna stay dumb.

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– ArtemisFoul 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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