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ernsithe 54 points ago +54 / -0

48% of people who lied claimed to be Native American

If they were born in America. What's the lie? "I'm native American. I thought you capitalized it because it was the first letter of a list entry."

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xleb2 [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Yepper, every time I am faced with a form or questionnaire, I list myself as a native American. My family on both sides has been here for nearly 200 years and that qualifies me as deeply native.

It's inevitable that Americans would identify as native. One of my kids is half asian and she's native American too, she's born here + my kid = American.

Take their own skewed parameter of definitions and use it against their purpose. It's the American way.

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TerpenoidTester 26 points ago +26 / -0

I bet 0% chose Asian, turns out that's almost as bad as White nowadays for schools.

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AntonioOfVenice 21 points ago +22 / -1

Worse than white.

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fauxgnaws 15 points ago +15 / -0

Asians can still get race-based scholarships, so if you need the money but have very high scores.

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sneedger 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are subgroup scholarships for Whites, but nobody ever uses them. One Chinese kid in one of my classes got the Italian one just because no actual Italians applied.

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mvrak 5 points ago +5 / -0

sometimes there is a new category "biracial" where you dont have to choose white or asian

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WhiteyMcWhite 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've told my kids to mark hispanic every chance they can.

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GiveThemNothing 40 points ago +40 / -0

How dare they say that "they lied" and also assume their ethnicity.

They chose to identify as non white.

Their ethnic orientation is transracial.

Ethnic dysphoria is valid.

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brsafb 9 points ago +9 / -0

I identified as "mixed race" applying for my current job.

10/10 would do again

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FBoysInc 26 points ago +26 / -0

Say you're Jewish and you're guaranteed a spot.

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Careless_Ejaculator 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's how Whoopie Goldberg got her start in Hollywood.

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send_it 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean... She's got the name to go with it.

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cartoonericroberts 8 points ago +8 / -0

The one time the early life section doesn't check out...

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Careless_Ejaculator 3 points ago +3 / -0

She changed her name so they'd call her for auditions. Her actual name is Caryn Elaine Johnson.

One account recalls that her mother, Emma Johnson, thought the family's original surname was "not Jewish enough" for her daughter to become a star.

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BlokeyMcBlokeFace 26 points ago +27 / -1

If Elizabeth Warren was able to ride the Pocahontas train all the way to the top with literally zero repercussions, then why the fuck should other people not?

And then, it was the joggers themselves who came up with the "one drop" rule... so obviously if you then declare that your great great grandfather was black, making you then black, how the fuck is anyone going to question you about it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule

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80960KA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Even easier, just claim hispanic.

Oh yeah my grandma is from Argentina.

[Don't mention she was ethnic German and fled after the war...]

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BlokeyMcBlokeFace 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fled the war? Holocaust survivor! In that case there would be no university in the world that would be so antisemitic as to reject someone with that background.

Make sure to put into the admission paper something about genetic trauma and how you feel the spirits of the six gorillion within you.

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subbookkeeper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fled the war? Holocaust survivor!

I mean I'm sure she was involved in the holocaust, so technically she did "survive" the holocaust.

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Six_z3r0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically correct is the best correct.

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xleb2 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is also why Biden doesn't want Venezuelans.

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pertivi 21 points ago +21 / -0

Having to state your race to apply in college is the joke.

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redguards_are_nwahs 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Becoming" a joke? This has been a literal joke since the race grift started. Now it's sound strategy

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sneedger 14 points ago +14 / -0

I heard the number was higher. Good to see that a huge chunk of young White kids understand what the system has become, and are figuring out how to hack it.

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wtfppl 9 points ago +9 / -0

The government takes and takes and takes. These schools over charge. If anyone has issue with people lying to get cheaper schooling, they are an idiot.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was literally TOLD to do this in the late 90's. This has been going on ever since the entitlement programs started.

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Kweebecker 5 points ago +6 / -1

So 66% of white college applicants are either stupid or lying in the survey.

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xleb2 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

You missed the joke/

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RoulerBleu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, a joke. Very funny when White people have to lie to avoid institutional discrimination against them due to their race. Haha.

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Anticommie_injection 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think there is a rule about this, you can find out more by searching "R34 white college".