they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place
How sad is it that I knew she was gonna get off scot free before I even clicked the link? If a dude did this it'd 10 years for subjecting a woman to a terrifying rape ordeal. He is most likely gonna be psychologically scarred by this.
Still, I hope he learned a valuable lesson today: Don't tell a whore you have money, and don't fuck a whore you just told about your money.
Don't tell a whore you have money, and don't fuck a whore you just told about your money.
I'd extend it to "Don't fuck anyone you're not married to" tbh. Helps stop a lot of issues before they even happen. But tbh that's not even a guarantee since you can easily marry garbage these days.
I stopped reading at that point in the article. That's really all you need to know. Women in general are fucking insane. A dash of hispanic is all you need for crazy insane.
Why do people keep saying "this is satire" with no evidence? I'm leaning towards it being fake news, but passed off as real. The other articles on that site look "real", but if you Google the article you just find the exact same text on a lot of other sketch "news" sites.
Even if it is real, I seriously doubt a “real” news agency would report it. It reveals too many truths of modern women’s nature. How else could they spin this? When a story can’t be spun they just ignore and move on.
Haven't looked, but imagine a woman holding you at gunpoint while you have sex. How would she even be able to do that? Are her arms 10 feet long so the gun is out of your reach?
How sad is it that I knew she was gonna get off scot free before I even clicked the link? If a dude did this it'd 10 years for subjecting a woman to a terrifying rape ordeal. He is most likely gonna be psychologically scarred by this.
Still, I hope he learned a valuable lesson today: Don't tell a whore you have money, and don't fuck a whore you just told about your money.
I'd extend it to "Don't fuck anyone you're not married to" tbh. Helps stop a lot of issues before they even happen. But tbh that's not even a guarantee since you can easily marry garbage these days.
Woman, 25, does what every modern women does (if they can).
I stopped reading at that point in the article. That's really all you need to know. Women in general are fucking insane. A dash of hispanic is all you need for crazy insane.
This is satire, people...
I couldn’t find a satire disclaimer on that site, where is it?
Seems like a good reason to buy crypto
Why do people keep saying "this is satire" with no evidence? I'm leaning towards it being fake news, but passed off as real. The other articles on that site look "real", but if you Google the article you just find the exact same text on a lot of other sketch "news" sites.
Even if it is real, I seriously doubt a “real” news agency would report it. It reveals too many truths of modern women’s nature. How else could they spin this? When a story can’t be spun they just ignore and move on.
Haven't looked, but imagine a woman holding you at gunpoint while you have sex. How would she even be able to do that? Are her arms 10 feet long so the gun is out of your reach?
The article text has a lot of tells. Like I said, it's apparently from some weird junk news source. (not sure why those exist, they aren't satire)
LO-fucking-L, yeah just a few hints in there.
Also, the tags. "Ejaculate" and "Dogecoin millionaire"? Yeah, sure, sounds legit.
Yeah, satire has to be intended to be understood as satire. They should just call it what it is, a hoax that news sites fell for.
that usually costs extra
How the hell does this happen cause a gun pointing at me would be an automatic boner killer and I would be pushing rope and definitely not cumming
Where does the site claim to be satire? I couldn’t find any disclaimer.
It does say in the article that it took him a few minutes - with a woman pointing a loaded gun at him - for him to, um, finish up.
It wouldn't.
Holding gun to guys head is definitely how God intended it.
You can just call it rape, that's what the word is for.
This is a satire story.
Stayed strapped or get clapped.
I would drop a thousand bucks to bet that this is some dude's fetish.
useless police