Does anyone think Indians Jones 5 will be anything but him passing the torch to a woman? Honestly not sure why they didn’t do the franchise like James Bond and have another actor take over the role.
Also Tomb Raider was essentially a female version but I guess she would be problematic now due to being attractive. I know I saw that from critics who praised the more current Tomb Raider because it didn’t “sexualize” which I guess means that they are mad that men appreciate an attractive woman.
There will be a new one? Why? Honestly, why? We don't need it. The old ones are great.
I can't stand how uncreative creative professionals are now.
Modern pop culture is just eating a neverending supply of our own shit
No fourth movie exists.
The First one was great. The Third was good. 2 was acceptable.
The worst thing about the newest Bond is that he had all of one (competent) movie before it became "u r old, u r outdated, retire"
Daniel Craig's Bond has been a fucking nosedive for the franchise.Lazenby and Dalton weren't around long. Connory, Moore, Brosnan all had the odd turkey, but most of their films were highly entertaining.
Craig had one decent movie as the British Bourne (which has not aged well) and now woke Bond has to get out of the way for stronk diversity hire wahmen in a movie that looks like it will never be released.
How has Casino not aged well? At the very least it gave us based mikkelsen memes.
This exact thing almost happened in Crystal Skull when Indie's hat gets blown away and Shia LeBouf goes to try and pick it up.
It was a stupid attempt then, any attempt now will also be stupid. Except we can probably expect attempts now to be woke and not just stupid.
James Bond is a black woman now, isn't he?
Nah, James Bond 007 is a white, suave British gentleman and ladykiller. Always was, always will be.
Of course the church of woke wants to change that, but honestly they can get fucked.
That is what I’m hearing.
I thought it was a black woman now; not joking. Q
Well, it wouldn't be all bad then.
The beginning of the movie will be an immaculately crafted CGI scene of Arnold Schwarzenegger unceremoniously blowing Shia away, as his deaged CGI mother weeps over his corpse.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sucked. Why would anyone watch a sequel to that? They only get worse as they go. No thanks.
Dunno about that. Last Crusade is one of my favorites of all time and by far the beat Indy movie.
I didn't hate it. But I feel no need to watch it again either.
Oh great, is Indy gonna get shivved on a rope bridge in the first act?
Amazing that Ford will actually look older than Walter Donovan did in last crusade after drinking from the wrong grail
I just know it's going to be awful. I'm curious what the outrage will be about, no gays, or racism/white supremacy of archeology?
Is archeology rooted in patriarchy, white supremacy or heteronormativity? We will find out the truth in the next chapter.
I actually wouldn't be surprised at this. The idea that it's racist/imperialist/whatever to have artifacts from third world countries, even if they absolutely would have been lost or destroyed if a real civilization hadn't saved them in a museum, is actually fairly mainstream even amongst actual museum curators. I look forward to Indy breaking into museums to steal artifacts and bring them back to wherever they came from, where they can immediately be destroyed or sold. "It belongs in a museum" is seriously a line that would be considered 'problematic' today.
If they ever wanted to make that franchise keep going, the James Bond model was perfect. Just make a new one and forget the old one.
I'm kinda tired of all these franchises. It's so rare to revive something and have it be even close to as good as the original anymore. I guess they print money though, and anything new they come up with is like "Supertrans, fights bad guys with the power of her female penis!" Creativity in movies is almost totally dead to me.
I just now found out about The Matrix 4, and considering the tranny Watchowskis I cant wait to see the train wreck lol
Boy I sure hope they make him look like a pathetic, bumbling dumbass throughout the whole movie while he’s constantly upstaged by the new female protagonist, that never gets old.
I forgot which one, but Sean Connery "passed the torch to his son", Harrison Ford (Indian Jones).
I assume the next one is going to be very similar, where Harrison Ford "passes the torch" to his son, Shia LaBeouf.
That's what would make sense.
Yes, you can interpret it that way if you like, but to me, it was a definite "passing of the torch" movie. Sr passed the torch to Jr, even if Jr was an established character.
You could say the same thing about my example. Harrison Fords son in the latest movie is "an established" character. Jr could pass the torch to him, even though he's an established character.
Would make sense but how dare you think that a white father passing the torch to his white son is something acceptable
Harrison Ford and Shia La Boeuf aren't white.
Any news on it? Maybe they'll just race swap and make him "gender non-binary" what ever the fuck that suppose to be. With a breastless woman with a half shaved hair, saving him time and time again, she will also defeat him in physical combat.
I'm at a loss with either he will discover a wakanda and save it from white supremacist or some amazon type society that is under attack from patriarchy.
Definitely the arch-evil will be white, blond with an orange taint that will somehow be both a master mind and a complete incompetent.
Yea they announced it and I know a lady was cast in the main role. The lady from Fleabag that Amazon show.
The only role Harrison Ford is fit enough to play these days is the old guy from "Up" who has to crick his back four different ways in the morning before he can start walking.
The first Indiana Jones movie is one of the best movies ever made. The next two were also incredible. But I have no interest in watching an 80 year old Indiana Jones movie.