The only mistake he made was coming armed. California passed a law a while back that shoplifting up to a certain amount is a misdemeanor, so he could have just walked out of there with no repercussions. Not that I'm betting he'll get anything other than a slap on the wrist.
Well, it's hard to shoplift a restaurant, and if he was refused service, he can't dine and dash.
If it was a supermarket, yeah, he could have tried just walking out with a cart of groceries (but there's a trick to that, even without modern door sensors.)
Go back to the kitchen and grab a finished plate waiting to be picked up by a server. At a busy restaurant you won't have to wait long for one of those to appear.
lmao
The only necessary response, really.
It just doesn't have the same ring as Florida man.
We know Florida man has guns, so it wouldn't be comedic.
Cali Man works though
On one hand, I don't support violence.
On the other hand, that was pretty fucking funny.
My thoughts exactly.
At least he didn't kill anyone. So we can laugh about it with a clean conscience, even if we don't support the action.
This shit is hilarious.
(haven't read the article)
But what race is he? Isn't that really important information that should be included in the headline?
Shoulda followed this guy's lead
That was pretty awesome to see
Dude sounds like he's kinda drunk though lol
That, and the fact that it doesn't say a WHITE man robbed them.
That's the one.
Blacker than black
You don't have to read the article to know that.
Welcome to the new normal. We take what we want without compromise or capitulation!
The only mistake he made was coming armed. California passed a law a while back that shoplifting up to a certain amount is a misdemeanor, so he could have just walked out of there with no repercussions. Not that I'm betting he'll get anything other than a slap on the wrist.
Well, it's hard to shoplift a restaurant, and if he was refused service, he can't dine and dash.
If it was a supermarket, yeah, he could have tried just walking out with a cart of groceries (but there's a trick to that, even without modern door sensors.)
Go back to the kitchen and grab a finished plate waiting to be picked up by a server. At a busy restaurant you won't have to wait long for one of those to appear.
He wanted CHICKEN!
Chad
~oh say can you see.....
I really hope this is true.
There's video in the twitter thread. He took out a small handgun and held up the place. Just to get some food.
Honk.
That's unpossible. Everyone knows guns are forbidden in the Golden State.
That's the joke.
California has no guns, then it turned into a scene straight outta Grand Theft Auto.
A little disappointing, was hoping for a sweet Falling Down incident where the guy leaves money for what he takes.