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ajfofjakf 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is something like that out there though after a new install I can't remember what it is. I'll do some digging and see if I can find it again.

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ajfofjakf 17 points ago +17 / -0

You choose to be a faggot. You can stop anytime. You have the power. I believe in you.

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ajfofjakf 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Why does your factory only make 105 tractors a year? They are not well made and no one has the money to buy them."

"The 5 year plan says we must make 100 tractors a year. So we put somethings together, but we don't care. The workers of Tractor Factory #061 are more concerned with growing food."

"Thank you. Now, face the wall, Kulak"

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ajfofjakf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still think his run was done to make him look weak and lose favor in the Florida governor's race. He has shown that this is still a republic and that states still have power to govern themselves. The expanding federal government doesn't like this and will fight dirty to preserve itself.

Florida is still going through huge population growth, largely due to people fleeing blue states and their blue policies. These newcomers, while realizing their previous homes have become uninhabitable, will still vote Dem because "It's different here" or "real communism has never been tried" or some other such bullshit.

Florida, like Texas, is poised to go purple if not full blue. With a Dem governor, depending on how the federal election pans out, the concept of the US being a republic will be dead. All powers will be ceded to the federal government, states will lose their autonomy.

(This growth trend is slowly reversing, though. I know a few of my neighbors who came from NY, NJ, and CO have decided FL is too redneck and are moving back. Also, the fastest growing counties are historically deep red, rural, and, until very recently, largely agricultural focused areas. Nationally famous Sherriff Grady "Leave people alone. Good people carry guns, and they will shoot you" Judd is the sheriff for the fastest growing county in the state.)

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ajfofjakf 24 points ago +24 / -0

As I have said, in a sane world I would be surprised this is still a thing. That this comes out of Canada is not surprising, though.

The unvaccinated citizen is a pesky creature, found in public landscapes, especially discount grocery outlets and anti-government rallies. If you hear the noxious spreaders’ distinctive lower respiratory rasping in the frozen foods section, head straight to the safety of the produce section or quit the store for the closest Liberal Party fundraiser.

Good luck and Godspeed, Canadians.

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ajfofjakf 25 points ago +26 / -1

lol this was published within minutes of Ramaswamy announcing dropping out.

I still have doubts about Ramaswamy. He knows what to say, and I agree with it, and that's why I can't really trust him. He's got to have a long game.

**edit: He is gassing up Trump and talking bad about Haley. I have no idea what is going on anymore nor any projections. Things are going to get weird.

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ajfofjakf 8 points ago +8 / -0

I did not program any of that shit so I couldn't tell you.

But it happened and is documented.

The recovery boxes were recovered.

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ajfofjakf 14 points ago +14 / -0

As someone who contracted with a company that was created to get Boeing contracts - yeah. Entire office park almost all white dudes, a few Indians, and some Irish. One of my jobs was to make sure their VOIP systems could contact people in places like Malaysia, Morocco, and other 2nd-world shit holes like Dublin, IRE

What they actually talked about, I have no idea.

The 737 MAX issues were almost entirely because of shit code. Who wrote that code? Who knows? Mystery for the ages

Now, the issue of pilots being hired solely because they are vibrant, diverse, and unable to follow ATC commands ... God Speed

Also many of these crashes I think were in African Countries, which, to put it bluntly, have absolutely no concept of maintenance. Even India maintains (lol) it's rail-line.

Complete shit show.

I only travel by my own petrol these days

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ajfofjakf 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm going to assume you are not native.

Show this to people, show the insane privileged mindset many foreigners have. Show that they do this in every country they go to. lol show them they can't even pick up trash. There are more than enough tik-toks and what not.

I would have liked to have seen Japan. But anything involving air travel is nauseating to me these days. My missing out is fine with me as long as they don't accept the WEP bullshit.

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ajfofjakf 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yes.

I see it as him saying "This is Racism (as taught to me) because everything against blacks is racist (no matter the context/country/situation) so you must bow to me, accept me, and allow me to do what ever I want. Because I am an American black. And slavery. And something. So fuck you, I'll do what I want, and be free of punishment because reparations."

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ajfofjakf 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm white so Katt Williams was only A Pimp Named Slickback and in I think one Comedy Central Special.

Isn't this old news? I know I've been hearing this for a while. Hollywood has always wanted to keep minstrel niggers around. For various reasons, for any given time. They could quickly drum up pro or anti Southern views to spread to the rest of the country for voting purposes, they could make Blaxploitation movies to spread Black Nationalist Separatist messages, like in the the late 60s' and early 70s, as well as today (Black Dynamite and Jackie Brown excluded,) and with subtle actions like Black Panther and what they did to The Little Mermaid.

I really don't remember, maybe it was Williams talking about putting a black man in a skirt and making him "domestic" sometime in the later 00's or 10's. Maybe it was Chappelle talking about that?

**editing this in: I forgot all about Mark Curry and Tyler Perry. Also William's comment "There are 30,000 new scripts in Hollywood every year, not any one asking for a country bumpkin black character." As a Southerner, really interested in blues, and very aware of the John and Ruby Lomax recordings this is straight up destruction of black and Scot heritage. Us white folk up in the hills could beat a drum or blow fife, blacks around us did the same. These days, if ever portrayed, only one side would be "good"

Any way, I have heard this before, more than a few times. It is interesting this is getting traction, again, right now.

I'll have to give the whole thing a listen to later.

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ajfofjakf 30 points ago +31 / -1

"Even in Japan, bro, niggas can't take a break"

"I don't want you to check my stuff" (Lol, this is not your country)

"Why are you stopping me?"

"Are you serious? That's racist, I'm American!"

"Really? Really" Wow"

People like this really think, being (1) "Black" and (2) being American means they are untouchable anywhere they go. Brittney Greer defense ("her" wiki is locked, lol) going hard.

Amazingly, blacks aren't treated as retarded children who have a bad habit of acting out everywhere. Other countries understand they are adults and treat them as such.

Black Americans, try pulling any sort of shit in Ghana, Ethiopia, Kenya, Nigeria, or even Liberia. I doubt the US has any more arms merchants to trade for you.

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ajfofjakf 4 points ago +4 / -0

why did you spend the last twenty years pissing away money on Asuka /Rei figures?

Is this a rhetorical question?

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ajfofjakf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you a descendant of Clementine of the Three Glands?

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ajfofjakf 6 points ago +6 / -0

The NFAC is one of my favorite examples of lefty idiots being idiots. One single negligent discharge injured three people.

This is the same group that rolled up with replica airsoft gear that resembled extremely expensive and very hard to obtain arms. While wearing the cheapest Amazon Prime plate carriers. It's almost as if they were funded and supplied by some other group...

Also NFAC leader calls AR-15 platform rifles bullpups and says other stupid shit.

The biggest threat from these people is their own stupidity and the fact that they are protected by the State.

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ajfofjakf 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are going to do a new character you should check out Ordinator and Apocalypse mods. Ordinator completely changes the skill tree and lets you specialize each skill. Apocalypse adds a lot of unique spells. If you want to know more search "Enai mods" They all complement each other.

Cool thing about Live Another Life is there is an option to start off as a hunter in the forest. You start with a tent, a bow, and a hatchet. It's pretty close to being a farmer.

There is also a random option, which with Skyrim Roulette, leads to interesting stories. I rolled a Bosmer Knight who woke up in Old Hroldan Inn and had to complete the Thieves' Guild line. Being a knight I couldn't use magic or light armor so stealth was out. It was a fun run.

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ajfofjakf 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol I hope not. But I feel like satire really can't keep up with reality these days.

Lately I've been trying this out and using googles random number generator for it. I like to use the Alternate Start - Live Another Life and the New Beginnings mod to get a crazy start.

Once I complete a faction I'll mark it off and roll for something else with a new character.

I don't know if you are in to V-Tubers but Silvervale has has this as their modlist and it looks amazing. It makes it a new game but it's still Skyrim, not like Enderal. I've yet to get it set up like they do but it's worth checking out their old streams to see it.

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ajfofjakf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Modded Skyrim is a Christmas tradition for me as well.

The Dunmer will be urban American blacks, who have been forced in to ghettos, not just in Windhelm, but all across Skyrim. Redguards, canonically called Yokudans, will be Wakandan blacks. Yokuda is the ancestral home of the Redguards. It was also home to an extinct Mer race known as the Lefthanded Elves. The Lefthanders and Redguards were always at war with each other. So far, this is all true canonically, minus the total oppression of the Dunmer.

After this is established throw some We Wuz, Black Israelites, Lost Tribe, all that in. All the achievements and advancements made by Mer? Redguards did it first and it was stolen by whitey Elves. Affinity for magic? Obviously because more melanin = more magic. Why do you think Nords distrust magic? And since we've long given up on caring about lore or being consistent at this point Dunmer are actually Redguards who were stolen from their lands and corrupted by the Children of Yokuda, Altmer or more specifically the Thalmor, who attempted to colonize them and remake them in their own image. They didn't like the results and sent them to ghettos across the Empire. For some reason, all of the Altmer wear clothing reminiscent of mid-century Germans and look like /pol/s ideal Taylor Swift. The Dunmer wear hoodie-cloaks and colorful boots.

The Hero's party. It is started by, of course, a female Dunmer with either the current cool version of an afro or braids. She will be a very over powered destruction magic focused character, fire main. She will go on to lead "slave revolts," the writers having no idea how much meme potential this will create. To hasten the revolts she will likely also have a high illusion level to trick all the racist Altmer into saying totally wacky and zany things like, "I recognize my High Elf privilege" "Maybe I should put myself in the cage" and mind-raping them.

She will be joined by a woman Breton. Some femme fatale character. But in a shocking twist! She's actually a lesbian and hates men because she was touched by some hyper religious male family member. They might actually keep this close to lore and have her be a conjurer type character, raising zombies, conjuring weapons, and what not. Or something like a vampire.

Then of course, the Fiery Female Latina, an Argonian. She does underwater graffiti, has wild hair, and talks about heart removal a lot. That's about it. Her accent is turned to 11. She rolls her R's. No one really cares about her but she will show her underwater skills once.

The Gimped Imperial Male Warrior. Thinks he knows everything, incompetent, cowardly, weak, you know the drill. Imperial not being described as a race but a "mindset" of colonialism, some how tied to the Altmer.

The archer character, in a wild move, I can see Faendal being cast as such. Bosmer, a guy, and portrayed as an incel.

The Bad Bitch Girl Boss Orsimer is going to find out her race was descended from the Redguards or not be mentioned at all other than in passing.

So the Yokudans take back their brethren Dunmer, teach them how to become more in touch with their Yokudan roots and ... that's it.

***I'm not going to go into the Khajiit

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