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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

Problem is that word looks too much like "equality",

That's the idea.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +13 / -0

... I thought Reddit forbade banning users for off-sub comments?

How much you wanna bet if you banned someone from a minor sub for something they said on a default you'd get smacked down hard with exactly that rule?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 12 points ago +12 / -0

All my machines (a lot of them, turns out) got logged out, but once I was logged back in I was logged in to all of the .wins, even ones I've never been to before. Methinks they centralized the logins like people were asking for.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wasn't that the plot to a Captain Planet episode? Bad guy does something outwardly pro-environment in a way that's actually destructive?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally the line taken by a "light" AI-for-laymen kind of book I read recently. Of course it couched it in warnings that the data might be racist/sexist and need "tuning".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, Starfire's daughter? I remember Nightstar, this ain't no Mar'i Grayson. If I had to compare this self-insert OC to any Titan I'd say Raven after being used as a makeshift landing strut for a Gordanian ship.

But damn, does this video nail it when it starts waxing historical and philosophical. His line about "Because once you accept everything, then there's no need to strive for anything." was beautiful. (Good call on adding the music to that monologue.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her "boys jerk off to me" popularity has passed. Both in age and her own antics killing her fanbase.

Spent her best years telling everyone about her Canadian boyfriend. Tsk. (Still better than cozying up to Vaush, though.)

Must reclaim the level of attention they once had.

Ah, so OnlyFans when? (Not that that'd last more than a month or two. Mmmmaybe more if she had the sense to drop the smol act and do something else, like "librarian gone wild", that's a little more age appropriate. Because she ain't gonna out-teen-thot the real teen thots. Hell, I'd bet money there's some other 19-21 year old Boxxy clone who's already staked out that portion of the pay-per-wank market.)

I don't know, I'm no expert. Just seems like the most sensible thing for her would be to get off the Internet for a while and do some Real Life things. Even in the current gimped meatspace pandemic paranoia, it's gotta be better than chasing waning Internet fame by warming up to Breadtube.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

It'll be left to die once they finish co-opting the real dictionary sites.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, the fish is the only thing that's Manley in that place.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 14 points ago +15 / -1

Oh, god, that new avatar. You're around thirty, June, stop trying to act like you're still 18.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 48 points ago +48 / -0

Ah, clearly written before the "Great Reset is a conspiracy theory!" glut, otherwise they wouldn't be quite so transparent with its talking points.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obviously is much better to get our health policies from a graphic designer.

I forgot the health minister was a graphic designer. God, that's like putting someone with a music degree in charge of your data security.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

Transgender reporting once again done in as confusing a way as possible

Is there any other way?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nurses seem like the most whiny know it all group thinkers out there.

As far as my dating life went, a girl claiming to be a nurse quickly became an immediate and loud warning bell. Maybe it's just me but it almost always seemed to go hand-in-hand with two things:

  1. An unshakable belief they knew better than anyone.
  2. An equally unshakable belief in astrology.
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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, evil leeching workers who dare live outside the glorious city of Deadmonton is also a go-to argument for their (ostensibly) male mayor, especially when he feels like annexing large parts of Alberta into his domain.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

They said the new restrictions would be in place for three weeks (so, 2 from here). After which they'll announce new restrictions, which I'm sure are going to escalate. At this point we're still allowed out of our houses to eat and shop a bit.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

AKA they want to appear tough, but dont actually know how to, so they start some wars.

Or, how to win a dick measuring contest using someone else's dick.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile, I just rewatched Hellsing Abridged and I'm reminded of Anderson's line "It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot Organization to punish the demon, the heretic, and the false god. Also, you're a daft cunt!"

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

I live in a castle and I don't know why everyone is complaining!

Who knows, maybe he can join in the group singalong of "Imagine" next time that comes around.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, she gets double black points so it's OK for her to detain and enslave regular black proles now.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've said for years that we should never attribute to malice what stupidity will adequately explain. Well I'm pretty well done with that. The end result remains the same.

Of course, then you got that Jungian(?) bit of analysis that Jordan Peterson sometimes mentions: If you can't determine the motive for a person's actions, assume it was to produce the outcome that occurred and work backwards.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

Actually I'm pretty sure California has laws on the books for that

Don't worry, like their civil rights laws they'll come off the books as soon as they become inconvenient.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 26 points ago +26 / -0

As an occupier, I have issued this Notice of Trespass

An unelected individual with no oversight now has the ability to "occupy" your property, and keep anyone you would welcome off, with armed force.

You won't own anything, and you'll be happy.

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