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Soup_Navy_Admiral 18 points ago +18 / -0

When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, good, I'll be able to save this video for the next time I see someone blame the helmsman entirely for the situation. Because it's all his fault the company hired a man with no current naval experience and no language in common with their officers, and then dropped him on a ship with a captain who already has a reputation for running in to things.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're higher on the progressive stack so a little rape is OK.

(Did I say a little? I meant a lot.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Two years ago: Jazz Jennings
Current year: Jessica Yaniv
Two years from now: Anyone got a bunker I could camp out in for most of February 2023?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've learned from perusing garbage on Reddit that a lot of people have totally no idea about how any of electricity distribution works.

They're not so hot on food distribution either, in my experience.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Rest in piss" is trending on Twitter in response to Rush's death.

At least it makes more sense than that retarded "rest in power" they trot out whenever they make a new martyr.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

2010 STEM: So those women's studies types are crazy - who cares? The objective truth isn't political!

by lkw657
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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Reich needs more kapos, huh?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

More recently, she has taken to social media to discuss her sex reassignment surgery in graphic detail. On Feb. 11, Yaniv posted up-close graphic photos of her genitals, which appeared to be swollen and discharging liquid.

Oh, it gets 'better' than that. As someone over on Kiwi Farms pointed out, both of his hands were visible in the shot, trying to hold his bleeding hatchet wound open. But if his hands were both in shot... who was holding the camera?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I was younger Godley & Creme's "An Englishman in New York" seemed like some surreal nightmare parody of a city. These days, it seems almost quaint.

Dismembered hopeful My-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze "Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners, and no amputees"

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

deliberately crippled

Shhhhh.... "Filtered for inequitable bias".

(Likely not verbatim, but not far off what I heard this process called.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 22 points ago +22 / -0

The judge said Dylan was "an indirect victim of interruption to normal life caused by the Covid-19 pandemic."

No worries guys, it was just another Covid death.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0
  1. Get slave labor to make your pillows.

  2. Sell them at a 10000% markup. Make a big deal about how $2 from every purchase is going to a social justice charity, i.e. straight into an executive's pocket. (In exchange, the charity will shill for you about how socially just you and your pillows are.)

  3. Profit!

Hey guys, I found the ???? part!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'd better start sucking off for the crack now, because the lawyer's going to eat through that 13k before this case gets within 1000 yards of a court.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's wrong and I'll criticize it but those fuckers lick the boot so much when it's on our necks that I can't deny the schadenfreude.

Let them learn the hard way that their god is fickle and won't spare them for their worship. They clearly don't grok the easy way.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell with that, we don't want them.

That said, I sometimes wonder if Canada and the US shouldn't just kill the horizontal border and split into countries along vertical lines. As an Albertan I have more in common with a Montanan than with a British Columbian, who has more in common with a Californian.

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