You wouldn't even meet those standards, my guy.

If they demanded perfect looks, I wouldn't even be given the time of day in my life. And yet....

Bigger surprise is that people in this thread blindly will believe that leftists hate LOTR when they love it.

Wait, actually, maybe not all that surprising.

Women's standards: "Doesn't sit on his ass all day, will look me in the eye to have a conversation, doesn't hate me"

You: "Women's standards are so unreasonable!!!!! What if I want to sit on my ass all day and hate her and never talk to her???"

I’ll have you know, leftists fucking love lord of the rings. I just did a marathon over new years and leftists I know were creaming their shorts about it.

There's not really a "should" when it comes to fictional storytelling.

It’s a show about monsters in another universe. Why expect realism?

You do, you just choose not to do them

Good for you man. I think the more you get out in the world the more you'll realize how the world is a lot different than what social media makes you believe.

Glad you had a good time man! Happy new year

So you're one of those who deny that women will say "yes that's what I want" when they really mean "if you do that, I will hate you forever...and me saying yes is a test to see if you know me well enough to know what I actually want from you" Aka the "s*** testing"

The women who act like this, in my experience, are quite easy to disarm. They’re essentially a non-factor. If a woman says to me “yes that’s what I want,” and I take that at face value, and now suddenly she “hates me forever,” then I say good riddance!

Oh you hate me? Great, I’ll go over here and you can stay far away since you hate me so much. Now instead I’m spending time with better people who are more honest and communicative with their feelings.

In other words: who cares about women who speak this way?

I mean, yeah if you’re crawling through the worst parts of twitter you’re going to find memespeak and shorthand everywhere. In real life most people who aren’t basement dwellers talk perfectly normally.

Okay but see that's why I'm questioning your logic, because you said you deserve to do forced labor even though you're already sobered up and productive.

I just don't see what benefit or reason you see. Is punishment meant to reform or is it just punishment for punishment's sake?

Cool. They can hate me all they want.

I’m gonna just live my life ignoring people like this. It’s worked out for 35 years so the tactic seems like the best one

evade evade evade change tactics

Outstanding work!

You've already admitted that you only engage because your life is too lonely otherwise, so I understand this is just a cry for companionship. You're not getting it from me though. This will be my last reply to you.

If you reply again you're only confirming that what I say is true. But if you don't reply then, well, I guess we know that you've given up on yet another thing in life.

Hey why don't you ever answer any questions based on your "I don't what if but why then I can totally but yesterday if I will don't space can find a big pants when dirt" huh??? You never answer any questions about that!!!

non answer achieved

Hilarious 😂

He (supposedly) disposed of the gun in the woods but didn’t have it when he ran off the roof. Then where was it?

Which claims are you referring to?

(Braces for non-answer)

literally all you do

lol I know right

If you reply to this comment you’re admitting that you’re a paid shill who gets money from engagement, which is why you try and say the dumbest things imaginable, which is why you want me to reply again

If you don’t reply, then you’re admitting I was right all along and you’re just desperate for interaction because you have none in your life currently

Good luck!

Cool! Was this guy a big pro weed advocate before?

You would accept those terms despite getting your shit together and not harming anybody with your habit?

You think that makes sense? Being forced into hard labor just because you smoked weed?

if you even DARE to pirate a movie that’s JUST THE SAME as killing 10 gorillian Jews!!!!! If you smoke even ONE single marijuana it’s no different from killing a baby!!!!!!!!

Wah wah wah