Tom Baker will always be peak Doctor Who. He’s old enough now that they could reboot the entire series and cast him as the original Doctor traveling through space and time with his granddaughter. Probably the only way to save the series, but the wokies in charge will never do it.

Women have always back-stabbed each other at every opportunity. They view each other as competition for attention; whether it’s from a man, their job, or each other. It’s why the majority of them don’t have friends or know how to be a friend.

V for Vendetta wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual.

His Holiness, Pope Maximus Headroomicus the First.

When will Five Gays start adding prayer towers?

Closing your eyes and trying to slap with both hands is super ineffective.

I’m shocked, shocked, to find violence going on in lesbian relationships!

It’s working just like government employees.

Was Geraldo Rivera in charge of the excavation?

The left has wanted Idris Elba as Bond for years.

Because he locked up everyone that disagreed with him.

Karen Bass finds Karen Bass innocent of any wrongdoing and files charges against Karen Bass’ accuser.

Spray and “Oy, vey.”

The one with spikes.

The Yakuza games are very popular.

Bare ankles at the beach!?

He could, but he’d be stomped into paste within seconds.

Was he in a car?

“It’s Janeway or the highway.”

🎼 On the the road again,

I just can’t wait to get on the road again,

“Disregard women; acquire currency.”

-Joseph Ducreux

“Telling the truth about Jews got them killed.”

Probably not the message she was trying to get across.

“We’re the Flash.”

“No we’re not, Iris, you stupid cunt!”

Influencers

Principles

Pick one.

The Hindenburg crashes and burns.

Reddit, “Hold my Bud Light.”

“Our two weapons are the Quran, and the Hadith...and the Sunnah.... Our three weapons are the Quran, the Hadith, the Sunnah...and an almost fanatical devotion to a pedophile warlord....”