All we can do is wait and see. Cheers to the apocalypse. Where're fucked one way or another.

All fun and games until some asshole plays a smeckledoof in rock paper scissors.

For your consideration.

We live in a world filled with smoke and mirrors.

The one black guy there probably doing all the work.

The accusation of projection while he himself is projecting... It's practically an art form.

Draconian binding philosophy is precisely why some games are known for the infamouse "claw grip."

Options will never be a detriment.

Is that really the same person??? Jesus

Eh the quartering was kind of a waste of time and just sort of a spiritual act after the death... but the hanging part I could get behind. Hell, I'd go a step further and bring back Gibbeting. Let the death linger.

To be fair, Hansen always caries an aura of dark comedy wherever he goes. Almost cheating, really.

Meh, stasticity the marriage will fail anyway, so it would have been a waste of time and money anyway so... meh. Especially if she's really that self centered and totally oblivious to the fact other people have their own needs and wants too.

It's an interesting power move to angle the camera in such a way that his bald head takes the center stage.

Obviously not, but I have some bad news for you if you think he started this whole thing.

Even if true, motherfucker... ai pulls from real life to generate its shit.

Considering the name of the award, there isn't a chance in hell it wasn't given that specific accolade unironically. I mean... just look at what RDR 2 got. Top Kek.

They want children and a partner with net positive in assets with which that can support a budding family. The problem is how conditioned they have become to believe that's a bad thing for some God forsaken reason. Companionship is one thing, but that's just a biproduct. The end result is the entire reason for hooking up.

Now all they can do is perform mental gymnastics to say what they want without saying what they mean, which results in a complete breakdown in logic.

1. Homeless (by choice)

Coming out SWINGING I see. Seriously, I got second hand cope from that drag.

Try under "Reformed Rabbi."

No fucking way he came up with that on his own. That's far too clever.

Didn't their old Pinocchio movie have a scene DIRECTLY REFFERENCING THE ISLAND? If that wasn't a cry for help...

Note that the comments are always disabled for these clips. Food for thought.

You're probably right. 20 years is a long fucking time to not learn a language. Like, that's a fuck ton of inconvenience to everyone around you and yourself.

Why in the world would you ever think telling people you are going to use a shortcut is ever going to work in your favor. Fucking insane. Cutting corners is not an act of pride, it's a sign of desperation. And in a world filled with share holders that shit themselves every time a CEO catches a cold... very strange.

No it isn't. It's just as word same as woman. It isn't a gotcha to anyone because they will just use it too in time. Seriously reconsider using it, because it does not make you look as good as you think it does.

You're fucking serious? It's used specifically by dipshits that go out of their way to hate people because they can't get laid. Ignoring the fact they have issues that THEY need to work on. The ratio shift I got there suddenly over night is mighty suspicious Mr. "joined recently."

The only other people that use it besides the military (which is fair, they do do that which is fine) are the sock puppets trying to play up the incel culture to just hate on men.

Therapy speak... I like that. Very succinct.

I hate how right my old teachers were about Wikipedia. God damn it.