Damn, they tased him RIGHT where his heart is. That's kinda scary. wtf

One good summer and we got a sequel to The Great Stink. It's inevitable.

Red shirt guy at 15 minutes has me rolling

The only workforce I support getting replaced is the HR department, because only then will people start getting treated more fairly. Not by a lot, but there would be a little less bias.

I don't really get how anyone who has had kids or dealt with them could see games like this and find any parallel to the real thing. They can be fun and fulfilling, but they are selfish little narcists at their natural stage. Unless disciplined to understand the feelings of others, no they are not fun to be around. They are screaming little monsters with limitless stores of energy. I have yet to see a single game that truly sticks to how it really is. The Boy 1.0 in God of War was close... but not quite close enough. If he acted like a real child, there's no world where there wouldn't be a mini game where you're smacking that kid at least once for exp orbs.. because it's fucking Kratos. sorry, I went on a bit of a tangent.

My point is porn gives men the satisfaction of sex, skipping over the whole thing about having to learn to live with a woman. It's work. A lot of work.

And games like this is just the same crap. The fantasy of fatherhood, but absolutely no work in where it counts. Empty calories. And so many guys and gals fall for it. Especially those on the spectrum

I guess I don't know what point I am trying to make, because I am pretty much agreeing with OP, but I don't think he should feel any guilt for playing the game. He got the real world experience. He's been through the trenches. Just learn to kick back and learn to enjoy things. It's a concept so easily lost the older one gets. You know you're eating garbage, but if it makes you happy and if done in moderation, there's really no harm.

The only thing kind of putting me off is I hear she's a bit of a yapper. Anyone know how true that is? I also hear some people compare the game to Megaman for... some fucking reason, but any time I see anything on the game it's her, talking. FF7 Remake already gave me Chadley. Then, the motherfuckers gave me Chadley 2.0 in the sequel. Please. I'm, begging you. I don't need a third one.

Saw that in the X chain and was about to steal it, but you got to it first. Bastard

Is this something to do with hat Juggernaut thing I keep hearing about? Or is this what competitive Jenga looks like?

I didn't think so, but there has to be some angle to it.... Pure altruism is just hard to believe.

I am quite curious if these donation stunts provide them with some sort of tax break.

And she delivered that in character, voice and all. No, she's a fucking idiot grifting for donos. I understand hiding behind a rig to hide any ugly crying, but the cringe toober baby voice makes her seem incredibly disingenuous.

Good vid

See, now that's a big boy insult. I'm proud.

Holy- that eye gap is unfortunate....

smashes wine glass

I'm not exactly defending the guy. I agree the whole pedo thing is total BS, but Christ, you gotta stop with the school yard name calling. It really doesn't do you any favors. You sound like an absolute retard when you do it. We get it. You don't like Trump. You don't have to also sound like a fucking 12 year old.

I'll give em this, they are expert rage baiters.

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..is that Jim Sterling?

I was wondering why it was getting bombed on Steam.

Brother, you just blew my mind.

The image of the Jaws poster, but... modified just manifested in my mind's eye.

I would honestly not be upset if they cast the Copy That guy for Shaggy simply because his neck game is so legendary.

It looks real, but two things... A really fit well nourished Indian...? Second, there was absolutely no blood. How is that possible? I'm leaning on AI here.

That "gameplay" video gave us next to nothing for gameplay. It looks and sound great, but I got fucking nothing out of that outside of zero UI elements and dude in armor wandering around uninhabited settlements.

I didn't realize Turning Red was going to just become the roadmap from now on for how Pixar animates. RIP Pixar moms. The booty was just too phat.