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Knife-TotingRat 22 points ago +22 / -0

Graphics get better but the human characters just get uglier and uglier? It isn't even uncanny valley at this point.

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It" is simply the singular version of "they/them".

If non-humans can be called "it", so can these desexed self-made monsters.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like watching Heavy Rescue 401 or whatever that show is; yes, towing large vehicles off the 401 in winter is dangerous, but the narrator makes it sound like they have to struggle through the fucking Apocalypse.

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Knife-TotingRat 35 points ago +35 / -0

Shitlocks. Eddie Murphy named them in The Nutty Professor. Shitlocks.

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Knife-TotingRat 14 points ago +15 / -1

I wonder if the Left will ever call Crazy Horse a racist ...

Not to mention everyone who participated in the Ghost Dance ...

We need a Ghost Dance that works. One that gets rid of all the niggers, and brings back the wildlife. I'd trade pakis for passenger pigeons in a heartbeat.

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Knife-TotingRat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yamcha and Krillin didn't even start out as "weak joke characters".

Krillin was more or less equal to Goku when they first met, though Goku was a little tougher because of his adventure with the dragon balls and "Emperor" Pilaf. What really changed their dynamic was when Goku started learning chi power crap, plus the fact that every time a Saiyan gets beat down, it gets stronger and tougher by nature.

Yamcha was Goku's first legit threat, and he nearly killed Goku in their first fight (iirc, it's been a little while).But neither one of them knew about the Saiyan mechanic I just mentioned, which is how Goku was able to come back and beat Yamcha's ass. The same went for Oolong, though he's a shapeshifting perv, rather than a strongman/fighter.

It's just that between being a Saiyan (and getting his ass kicked a LOT as a kid), Goku started to outstrip the rest of them pretty fast even before he went away for formal training (before the fight with Piccolo.)

It was only in Z they became jokes because by then, well, they were, compared to even a Goku who has yet to really become an insanely OP sub-god.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember the day my darlin', when spring is in the air, and the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere and you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear, that's the Tennessee Bird Walk

Sorry, but you triggered THAT brainworm, so I thought I'd share.

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Knife-TotingRat 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not about the powers themselves, but how the HEROES consistently choose to use those powers for good rather than evil.

The Boys isn't about superHEROES. It's about everyday assholes with super powers.

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Knife-TotingRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should have picked up TVOntario's Prisoners of Gravity.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, they always overlook the fact that he only cross-dressed to make fools out of his enemies.

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Knife-TotingRat 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've seen UFOtards reference The Weekly World News without having a clue that it was basically not just a tabloid, but an admittedly fictional newspaper that was mostly useful for getting an easy writing credit for writing the most absurd news story you could possibly submit.

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Knife-TotingRat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Retards can't be considered slaves? Good to know.

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Knife-TotingRat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Old World of Darkness books probably did the Universal Movie Monster shared universe concept the best ....

You know how Airplane! killed airline disaster movies? Well, "Comedians meet the Universal Monster" movies probably killed that genre back before I was born.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there was a pill to mend broken bones and stitch up wounds they would push that as well.

Um, that used to be a promise that they showed in futuristic shit like The Jetsons (and Harry Potter had it, too, in a magical medicine form.)

Just like all the old dystopia movies/novels promised us that dystopia would begin more or less at 8 billion humans, complete with "genetic engineering to make bigger tomatoes to feed all those starving African chillun" ...

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Knife-TotingRat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Certain cults throughout history have always treated apostates as if they were literally dead. The Jehovah's Witnesses are probably the best known ones in modern days that do this. If you come back into the fold, there's generally a ceremony that basically brings you "back from the dead" (a la Lazarus.)

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Knife-TotingRat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tribals often had the bad habit of making the insane and the retarded their spiritual leaders ....

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Knife-TotingRat 23 points ago +25 / -2

"The Night of the Mary Kay Commandoes"

Two weeks worth of Bloom County got banned from most newspapers in the 1980s because of a storyline that blasted animal testing of cosmetics, because the newspapers in question got big bucks from cosmetics advertising.

I fucking hate the cosmetics industry.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Different religions have different sins.

I've been saying for years that this is a nascent religion; it's now got its saints (St Trayvon of Skittles and St Floyd of Fentanyl) and a name (Woke/Wokeism, which actually stems from a cult that was an extremist offshoot of the Nation of Islam in the 1970s, there's a Parcast Cults episode about it) ....

All it needs is a god, and we're beginning to see who THAT is.

And Satan has a human head. I don't know who that goat-headed dude is. It's not Pan, either, because he doesn't have wings no matter what head he wears. Basically, trying to put a goat's head on Satan is like putting a sheep's head on Jesus. (And no, St Christopher as a dog-head is different in that it's not symbology, or symbolic association, he was literally supposed to have been a Kynokephali, a race/species of dog-headed humanoids. Though whether those were supposed to be literal or not is kind of lost to time, but any mention of them treats them as real.)

Also: It's envious of the Catholic Church because it wants to BE the (medieval) Catholic Church - globalist, and holding all the cards of power behind the politicians and businessmen. (Think of what a coronation is - the practice is a usurpation of the traditional right of blood to rule, and transfers it to the Church, so that you don't get to be King unless the Church says you can be King, no matter who the fuck's son you are.)

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they make schoolchildren write the shit on the left?

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Knife-TotingRat 34 points ago +34 / -0

Go farm your own shit, then, and see if you're willing to give away your excess for free.

Oh, wait, that's African culture in a nutshell - if you have stuff, you have to give it all away to the rest of your tribe. And you wonder why commies love these guys.

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