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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

We carry a brick containing essentially infinite knowledge in our pockets, but people choose to be retarded.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean the landfills refuse to take anymore of these NY Times bestsellers?

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

I look forward to these queer nuclear weapons being launched from DEI Boeing planes.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're dealing with people who don't use anything more complex than + or - on their calculator.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

With all these """revisions""" done after tricking the algobots to buy the dogshit the government wants them to buy, when do you ignore the latest stats and just operate on revisions?

BTW, never let anyone tell you the Market™ is efficient. The market is people, and people are retarded.

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

Polls are consensus-manufacturing propaganda.

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

General Patton realized he fought the wrong side as he laid paralyzed from his car """accident"""".

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also spend every red cent so they can justify to Congress why they totally need a budget increase. Efficient departments only get their budgets slashed.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mario Kart taught me to hate communism and their pet word "equity". The way the game bombards you with broken-as-fuck items by shitters destroys any motivation you have to be the best. It's better to coast on second and steal the race when first place gets Blue Shell'd for the fifth time, which is a pretty damn Machiavellian lesson for a Nintendo game.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why would the government be more efficient? Government jobs boost the fake employment numbers, the fake GDP, and the government-dependent leftist voter base in our fake Democracy™.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communists used to gulag singles on suspicion of being spies. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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HallucinatoryBeing 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's called the Laffer Curve. Theoretically there's a sweet spot for taxes and productivity, but that assumes the government only use taxes to fund itself and doesn't have a money printer.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without seasonal winter, there's no need to plan for the future. It's war and pillage, all the time.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's kinda amazing how people fought and died just so some fat inbred noble get to eat tastier roast suckling pig, when you think about it.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least it's not pie. American Pie ruined discourse in the '90s.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought they were talking about Dawn dish soap. Or bleach. Blacks like to wash their chicken for some reason.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no camaraderie in multiplayer games anymore. Third-party servers and server browsers are dead. There is only matchmaking controlled by algorithms made by developers who don't play their own games. All you get are retards that you'll never see again. Once the skill-based matchmaking algorithm decides you're winning too much with your current team, it'll decide to shuffle everyone around. When you solo queue, you're effectively a glorified bot for someone else to have fun in the game. The anticheat becomes more invasive, yet the cheaters remain. Reporting does nothing. Ban waves come in months later, when the game is near-dead and the publisher needs to pump up the player count for the next quarterly investor meeting. The cheaters come back after the next Steam sale.

I'm not doing it anymore.

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HallucinatoryBeing 12 points ago +12 / -0

So.. they had a female SS agent that paniced and say "what do we do? What do we do?" At the rally that was heard on mic. The same one that failed to holster her weapon.

Watching her holstering her service pistol nearly gave me a conniption and I half-expected her to have a negligent discharge into her own leg. Bitch wasn't looking down into the holster at all and was feeling her way the entire time.

These are the "trained" authorities that graboids say should only have guns.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only gun to my knowledge that Call of Duty had an actual license to use was the Remington ACR back in (classic) Modern Warfare 2. It even had Remington branding on the gun.

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HallucinatoryBeing 14 points ago +14 / -0

To a jaded wait staff, "allergies" is code for "I'm a giant picky baby using the magic word to be super-duper sure". Even if the wait staff were earnest and cared, good luck dealing with the illegal kitchen staff who can't read and promptly forget the verbal explanation because there's 11 orders in front of that one customer's.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

I also find it retarded how little white leftists know about what their own side is doing because churches have been cucking themselves hard to woke ideology these days.

Their Boomer parents forced them to go to church that one time and now they're terminally mad, capital-A Atheists™.

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

While the Secret Service were busy picking their own buttholes, and the media was busy crafting a narrative, Twitter already had pictures of the Trump assassin out.

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