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Cyberguy64 16 points ago +18 / -2

Anyone who's ever read the Bible knows that "God's Chosen People" went astray like clockwork and consistently needed metaphorical slaps upside the head by The Big Man to put them back onto the right path.

In this cycle, Elon will be playing the role of the Prophet of God (lol) calling them out on their bad behavior. I really hope things turn around before we get dragged into the Conquered by Philistines/Exiled to Babylon phase....

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Cyberguy64 6 points ago +7 / -1

On the one hand, I'm glad none of my favorite numbers made the list. On the other hand, I'm a little disappointed none of my favorite numbers made the list.

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Cyberguy64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've told this story before, but three of my siblings were adopted from an abusive home. They've all got serious issues because of how they were treated, but my parents had to fight the courts for years before they were willing to take custody from the psycho mother. Because obviously the biological mother is better, even if she's a neglectful abuser.

Of course, two of them are sisters, so Imp would probably approve of them being abused anyway.

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Cyberguy64 35 points ago +35 / -0

Everything we do is Reprehensible. Everything they do is Different.

Even though I know this to be true, it's still exhausting to deal with.... It drives me up the wall how blatant they are in their hypocrisy and how little anyone cares about it.

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Cyberguy64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm watching my cousin play it right now. It's giving me real SMRPG meets Chrono Trigger vibes. Timed Hits, smooth battle transitions, teamwork attacks. It's got it all.

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Cyberguy64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm reminded of Something Truly Evil from World of Horror, once it has you in it's sights, all you can hope to do is persist long enough for it to get bored with you, or die.

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Cyberguy64 55 points ago +55 / -0

I've reached the point I assume everyone is lying to me except for people I personally know and trust. There's no benefit in telling the truth and all the benefit in manipulative lies.

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Cyberguy64 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm lucky. I can remote work and my boss is also anti-gene therapy, so it may not even come to that. But I am worried about what we're in for in the coming year....

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Cyberguy64 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's always hilarious to see how offended the gods become when you point out their wrongdoings and show they're even worse than the mortals they look down on. Arachne was GodsOfTikTok and got turned into a spider for it. And yet somehow, people keep interpreting Athena as the right one in that story. Go figure.

#ArachneDidNothingWrong

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Cyberguy64 32 points ago +32 / -0

Pretty sure The Patriots as outlined by Fake Colonel are more relevant than ever. And I've never even played Metal Gear.

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Cyberguy64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think they handled Peach as tactfully as they could in the current year, but it really wasn't great, and she and Luigi should have swapped roles, no question.

You see this all over the place, though. Attraction to and reliance on a guy is no longer allowed to be a motivator for major female characters anymore. Amy doesn't have any personality anymore in recent games because they've completely removed her crush on Sonic. She's just there because we gotta have the girl-appeal character. We don't get Sonic being flustered and off his game, having to put up with her trying to tie him down. We don't get Amy pushing herself to keep up with and impress him. She's just the generic girl hero who tags along because reasons.

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Cyberguy64 24 points ago +24 / -0

The thing they don't seem to comprehend is that we EXPECT "Public Enemy No. 1" to have a billion "charges."

by Lethn
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Cyberguy64 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean "Trying their hardest to make the art style look as true to life as possible." That is what I'm decrying here. And again, I'm not saying it's all bad, but the more "grounded" you make the game, the more effort goes into all the nitty-gritty detail, and the less goes into making something that's actually fun to play.

by Lethn
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Cyberguy64 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is precisely why I despise realism in games. I play games to go to fantastic places, do interesting things, and become something different then I already am. They're so obsessed with recreating the real world, when I'm here to go anywhere else.

That's not to say you can't have realistic games that do interesting things and have interesting places. But it definitely makes the developers have to work that much harder on the setting and characters.

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Cyberguy64 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it ain't broke, don't fix it, as they say. It's not like these are the only movies to exist, anyway. This is the same kind of nonsense as complaining that every fast food joint has their own kind of chicken sandwich.

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Cyberguy64 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's easier if the appliance is anthropomorphized enough. I found myself thanking my roommate's smart lights for a while, just because I was used to thanking people for doing stuff for me. And that was just a voice.

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Cyberguy64 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like some of his reviews, but every time he gets opinionated on something that isn't the craft of filmmaking, I find myself rolling my eyes.

by Lethn
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Cyberguy64 14 points ago +14 / -0

As another aspiring indie dev, best of luck to you!

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Cyberguy64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Binaries are non-inclusive. Sometimes, you just feel like a parent today, alright!?

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Cyberguy64 9 points ago +9 / -0

I see a Pidgey I recognize it as a Pidgey. I'm not going to mistake it for some other real or fantasy bird. There really is something timeless and iconic about the old school pokemon designs, even if they're simple in execution.

Also, I'm not sure what you think a bat looks like, but they tend to not be teal and have no eyes and long tendrils for legs.

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Cyberguy64 8 points ago +8 / -0

What did Gen 4 and 5 do to get roped into this? I like Drifloon and Trubbish. There's room for blob monsters like Muk and Garbodor to coexist together. At least none of their designs have resorted to having a face straight out of Adventure Time.

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Cyberguy64 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just wanted to catch monsters and go on adventures with them....

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Cyberguy64 29 points ago +33 / -4

It really is fascinating how Christianity just brings out the worst in some people. It just existing is enough to trigger some kind of reflex, no matter the actual content. I'm not going to discount the abuses people have done wearing the church as a shield. (Virtue Signalers go all the way back to Annanias and Sapphira after all.) But the sheer vitriol that manifests when Christ enters the picture is downright ridiculous.

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Cyberguy64 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why won't you accept pretty Irish April, you racist?

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