“Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.”
Why does this look like something we'd make as a parody?
These people think they are doing some kind of service to humanity by randomly allocating black and brown people to the scenes, whether it makes sense or not.
Affirmative Blacktion
I identify as a Simsons character.
👉👌
Looks like the latest iteration of the Michael Myers mask.
None of my responses are safe for life, let alone work.
Oren, the Zora queen.
Written by Men (not biology, I mean as a species).
Of course they haven't seen dwarf women, why would they be out in the field. Women in actual combat is a modern fiction thing, and it's an extreme exception in world history, despite what DICE and Activision and Marvel would have you believe.
There probably were in the sense of married to a Dwarf king. Fili and Kili were Thorin's heirs and their maternal uncle (presumably would have adopted them as he was unmarried and childless. Dain became king of Erebor because all three died in the Battle of the Five Armies; while he did have rights to the throne, but he wasn't the next in line.).
Better to say there were never any ruling queens. For humans there was eventually a ruling queen of Numenor. Well. We know what happened to Numenor following her reign. Not entirely her fault, although her mother was eventually petty and vindictive, and her dad neglected to mention exactly why he was going to middle-Earth for so many long trips.
Missing fathers result in poorly raised children. Based Tolkien.
Holy shit, Based Tolkien. Already knew he was, but...the relevancy is frightening.
aSsAuLt WeAp0nS
herself
himself
good riddance.
That is not a damn 4. Jesus wept. Where the fuck do you live, that you say that's a 4? That's a negative.
It's a prance about stage name.
Good riddance. Olympics have been pathetic ever since they allowed women to compete.
Can we send the rest?
Putin's face changed again.
"Let's Go, caliphates!"?
What about Joe Sniffer?
I already do, they're called bullets.
Sorry mods. I mean, they're called GTA Shark cards.
I use them to... shoot female Twitch streamers. In Minecraft. With my Diamond Hoe.
If you want to let it be read upon receipt of a waiver with a parent's signature, by an age-appropriate audience, there. I solved your damn problem.
If you want to pearl clutch, you can go fuck yourself.
Check out the latest promo images from the Amazon Lord of the NIggerFaggots show. A niglet dwarf queen with a bunch of Triforce jewelry. Fat fingers and gold dust. We was dwarf kweens n sheeiit.
“Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.
We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.”
and that's...bad...how exactly? Fuck the market.
Why's this dude have the fag flag in his handle?