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Why are they all so oily and shiny? They'll have to burn the grass once they leave.
They were invited to a Diddy party.
Literally looks like a deep fried meme
Unreal 5 default settings
Is...is this fucking real? This can't be a real poster. It's so fucking slimy, cliche, stock and generic that it must have been AI.
The AI based it on a less than savory commercial. :') :') :')
No white people. Accurate future.
The bottom row is what will pass for "White" (especially the absolute fag on the right)
yep. pretty much a race of different shades of tan and browns.
Just like how every modern production set in the past is now filled with millenial speak, so too will this despite being centuries in the future.
Why is the Klingon smiling?
Enough of the take over of the world by San Francisco. Let people scowl you weirdos.
Im calling it, he's a mixed Klingon Human hybrid, Spock style.
B'elanna Torres?
The Klingon is named Jayden and he has a holographic girlfriend, this is an absolute masterpiece
This is the one that had a trailer which showed a literal retard who doesn't know how to do handshakes being enrolled in the academy and on the officer track, right? If I recall, it was the black girl in the top right.
(Holds up 5 fingers) Live long and proper, am I right guys?
Well I’m happy rewatching TOS through Voyager and I have a mountain of Trek books I’ve never read. This screams current year and I’m sure wii have all the tropes
So knowing this'll flop, new question. How do you rank Star Trek series?
I go:
DS9
TNG
Original
Enterprise
Voyager
Picard ONLY for what I've seen of season 3
Not worth rating the others, however I will say this, Voyager had the best intro.
TNG > DS9, every single time.
Enterprise ranks below Voyager or at the same place. The original I have to this date never watched fully.
Picard doesn't even register. One season was quite enough. :')
I just enjoy the more morally grey stories of DS9 when Starfleet are at War.
I only put voyager below enterprise only because I prefer Archer more. Only seen clips of the original but have to say it does have a nice charm to it.
Shape shifters were cool but a bit OP and the virus was convenient. They should’ve made recovering the tech to make the shapeshift blocker used on Odo a major point instead of using a virus. The religious stuff at the end was a bit lame to me.
It’s hard to choose one over the other. I think it’s neat that Sisko, Picard, and Kirk are so different.
TNG.
DS9
VOY
TOS
and there is NO OTHER STAR TREK SERIES OUTSIDE OF THOSE 4.
Friendly reminder that Voyager is about a female captain who almost immediately gets her ship and crew stranded 70,000 light years from home.
If you follow the plotline, she crashes out, becomes schizo and manic-depressive, commits completed genocide at minimum three times (and attempted even more), attacks sapients literally to just steal their coffee, breaks the prime directives continuously, defrauds, breaks any number of agreements and contracts, works with terrorists, passes off her command to a computer to take a nap, and, of course, parked her spaceship illegally.
And Sisko is considered the "Evil" captain.
Wait, people consider Sisko 'evil'?
I thought one of the community jokes about him was how the Defiant was also known as 'Sisko's motherfucking pimphand!' as he was just known to be the guy you send when you ABSOLUTELY can't lose, which is why he was so important in the Dominion war.
1 TNG 2 TOS 2.5 DS9 (good but a slow burn) 3 Voyager / Enterprise
Was DS9 your first Trek show?
It was a mix of DS9 and TNG but saw DS9 more as a kid. It's the ONLY reason I don't rank TOS higher as I didn't grow up with it.
That's the exact order I'd rank them, too.
I thought academy uniforms were mostly blue with white shoulders and a red pin stripe underneath. There's a white stripe down the side of the blue pants on the bottoms.
These are brown.
I guess they can change it, as far as I know, starfleet academy doesn't have an official canon in universe outfit. The only ones I know are from Star Trek Online.
R. Lee Ermey voice: What is that? What the fuck is that?
https://youtu.be/TbjUUG65-7U?t=13s