They’re also changing the menu and the entire store section. This is after the current and last CEO (both women) drove sales into the ground, so they are now “renovating” by removing the only parts of Cracker Barrel that were unique to it. Hope y’all are excited for the new “modernized” Cracker Barrel!
I was kinda thinking it was to make society more appealing to some Lovecraftian Diety who loves simple designs and hates color, but that makes a lot more sense. In 20 years, All the new McDonald's will be made of poured concrete.
Last time I went to a Cracker Barrel it was horrible. Tough as leather pancakes, brother's burger actually burned, biscuits as flavorless salt bombs that were only vehicles to eat butter.
The place being half-empty on a Sunday should have been all the warning to walk out. On the other hand, the nearest place for breakfast would have been Waffle House and this particular one probably hasn't had a white person enter it in the last 5 years.
They’re also changing the menu and the entire store section. This is after the current and last CEO (both women) drove sales into the ground, so they are now “renovating” by removing the only parts of Cracker Barrel that were unique to it. Hope y’all are excited for the new “modernized” Cracker Barrel!
i had to look that CEO up, and holy hell no early life needed...
i bet they ruined crackerbarrel just because White people enjoyed it, profits be damned...
You can’t just post an A Wyatt Mann drawing and pretend it’s a real picture, dude.
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Damn!
Personally, I still find the country part too offensive. I hope the next CEO renovates the restaurants to make them minimalist like the new McDonalds.
Don't forget to bolt everything to the floor, in case you attract some new clientele
The name Cracker Barrel helps keep them out.
So we should open up Nazi Barrel is what you're telling me?
They'd just play classical music after 5pm.
Wagner?
I'm starting to think that Minimalism is Neo-Brutalism. Which is to say: Communist Supported Aesthetic Terrorism.
It’s a shame, I used to appreciate minimalism but now it just seems like an excuse to make shit that will read on a phone screen.
That's precisely the point of minimalism: homogenization.
I was kinda thinking it was to make society more appealing to some Lovecraftian Diety who loves simple designs and hates color, but that makes a lot more sense. In 20 years, All the new McDonald's will be made of poured concrete.
Fuck, it's gonna be a generic grey block burger joint.
Last time I went to a Cracker Barrel it was horrible. Tough as leather pancakes, brother's burger actually burned, biscuits as flavorless salt bombs that were only vehicles to eat butter.
The place being half-empty on a Sunday should have been all the warning to walk out. On the other hand, the nearest place for breakfast would have been Waffle House and this particular one probably hasn't had a white person enter it in the last 5 years.
Sounds like you have a terrible Cracker Barrel. I've been to 4 and their all fine.
Not excited. I got friends that work there, I don't want them to lose their jobs.