Why does a scouser say Eh a lot? He doesn't know how to B.
Do you know the different countries around Albion? Mann Irish, but I'd need to Welsh a bit. I know it's Scotland. What's your Engl on asking? It's all Skye High to me. Sometimes if I look hard I can see some some Iceland, but let's be Frank and say I don't.
Give your best puns. Why are old european churches made of stones? So the buildings have a lot of mass
Why do you only find women golfers on the green?
Because women can't drive.
Why do women always travel in odd-numbered groups.
Because they literally can't even.
What do krakens eat for dinner?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a nation of crying marxists? A cunt-REE!
What does a scouser study? Eh Levels
Why does a scouser say Eh a lot? He doesn't know how to B.
Do you know the different countries around Albion? Mann Irish, but I'd need to Welsh a bit. I know it's Scotland. What's your Engl on asking? It's all Skye High to me. Sometimes if I look hard I can see some some Iceland, but let's be Frank and say I don't.
That's not how you spell "scouser".
I will correct that.
Did her drink contain ICE though?
How is that offensive?! Well, aside from it being offensively lame.
This isn't even a joke about illegals, it's a pun. Leave it to a third worlder to fail to understand this.
Brown hands wrote that