If there's one thing I learned from Ukraine, it's that a lot of leftists will actually go pick up a rifle and "fight fascism," even if it's 9,000 miles away, over an ocean, they have no idea what they're doing, etc. I even hear of people IRL who tried to finesse a trip to Ukraine.
It's important to note that although their internet arguing skills don't forge them into warriors, a lot of them also don't have the self-preservation instinct to let that stop them from picking up a gun. Indeed, some of them are suicidal and hate themselves. So they're going to kill or make you kill them.
So I expect at least some of the fags making and upvoting anti-Trump webcomics would literally try to kill Americans. I suspect a lot of regular young men would also join up. Another thing Ukraine taught me is that there is a larger mass of somewhat normal 18-25 year olds that are itching for an adventure and can be seduced into war, just like it always was.
Of course this whole post is moot because we'd never invade, and if we did then Canada would crumble in under 2 weeks, if not 2 days, since all of their major population centers are literally on our border and we wouldn't be supplying them with billions of dollars in weapons. But I still find it interesting to talk about because it's important not to underestimate these people. Just because they post gay fanart and live in obese poly households doesn't mean they can't shoot up a school.
We share the world's largest land border with you, and it's practically undefended. You could walk across and occupy most of our territory almost instantaneously.
I will say that this iteration of Canada is not worth defending with my life, and American principles seem far more just to me than anything in Canadian law. In all seriousness, I think American occupation would be an upgrade for us but arguably a downgrade for you in the short term. You would control an enormous wealth of untapped resources and land, but the population is severely mind-fucked beyond repair and full of third world dregs. You'd need a few generations to iron that out, and even then, cultural resentment lasts a very long time. I'm not sure it'd be worth it.
Your Charter of Rights seemed like a good idea at the time but it turns out it was just a suggestion.
There's the part where the government can suspend them though... das no gud.
The pajeet population would worry me the most. I think it was whole percentage points of immigration from India/Pakistan/Bangladesh in the last 20 years? Would not want to take that on.
virtually all of them are there illegally and could be deported immediately if the Canadian government had testicles
indians are also extremely beta and wouldn't fight back
Problem is they seem to be involved in all levels of government and police/intelligence now. It blows my mind seeing government people and cops/undercover wearing their headware if im being honest.
I understand there is a huge difference between some of these people and mainstream india, a sikhs? I cant remember the name, but they dont believe in the caste system, but its still weird to me that everything they do/believe in is still indian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagmeet_Singh
Im basically laughed at in nova scotia everytime I try to explain to these retards im appalachian. They think its a joke or something. It's weird how some cultures are taken seriously though.
Almost exclusively Indian. Pakistanis and Bangladeshis have mostly been going to Britain instead. The second biggest bloc of immigrants to Canada after India is Filipinos, followed by Chinese, then Arabs, then Africans, especially Somalis and French West Africans. Pakistanis and Afghans are much further down the list.
pakistan, india and bangladesh are genetically identical
The Muslim factor creates cultural differences, but yes.
It only took 1 generation to make Canada like that, it wouldn't take more than 1 to revert it.
Depends entirely on your appetite for unsavory methods of correcting the situation.
Two generations of trudeaus to fuck it.
I think two things made the Ukraine system unique in that regard.
The first, it was already a war. Someone shot first. Lefties are cowardly and hate to take initiative, its why they always tend to be following some Elite who organizes and fulfills their need for collectivism and hivemind leadership. Ukraine had that covered, with clear black/white sides (to them), so they could just join up with something that already existed and go.
In the US/Canada sense, they would need someone to start the battles before they could overcome this. And maybe some loon might be unfettered in this regard, but not enough to truly feel like they were being a follower.
Which leads into the second part. Russia has this stereotype across Western media of being this broken, poor nation of imbeciles. The Ukraine situation was sold to them as "show up, dab on these evil idiots, GLORY." Most of them didn't really feel like they were going to be in real danger, they'd have superior firepower and tactics, plus RIGHTEOUS MORALITY. They'd play it up for the attention, but you saw many videos of them falling apart the moment the gritty came around.
The US isn't that. We have our stereotypes of being violent, gun toting retards now under the thrall of a fascist with an ego. That's a recipe for actual danger, even if they feel secure in their victory it wouldn't be an absolute slaughter like they expected against Russia. This will preclude everyone except for the demographic you mentioned of young men looking for adventure, but the Foreign Ukraine thing was a lot of older men and women bolstering its numbers. At least in videos, maybe not on the ground.
So I expect the Canadian "response" to be much more petty and pathetic. Like them messing around with people on the border, especially the Washington one where people are used to crossing back/forth regularly. Maybe violence, but more hooliganism than warfare.
The stereotype is correct as the military is comprised of violent gun totting retards.
There is NO British Empire and America is DECADES ahead of a lot of it's continental neighbors.
Unless you want to beat the record for quickest war currently held by Anglo/Zanzibar war, I bet the few that try would be labelled as terrorists by the MAJORITY of Canada so they get drone struck than risk a full on war.
not gonna argue with you, because as far as I know you're right, but all I can think about right now is the invasion of Guam.
The Canadian military can fight with the best of 'em... I'm just not convinced that they would chose to.
The problem is canadas military is barely a 100,000 strong.
Compare that to america.
Canadians are literally delusional. Now perhaps some americans would join the fight with canada, I thought I would since i married my canadian online highschool sweetheart. But like I said after moving to canada, the crown is even worse than our corrupt government, at least we got a couple hundred years of work ahead of these fucks.
Even though we could easily take them through economic force, were not going to do that, thats not what family does to each other.
I am so tired of listening to people bitch about declaring war because some dumb ass president is using business tactics to distract from the real deal. The tariffs.
And My god, what a bunch of little babys, they arent getting that good discount so they are gonna raise a fit. It has to be a show because why do they even care, all its going to do is raise prices more for everything and make the rich even richer. Its not like canada is leading when it comes to protections in food prices and rent/living prices.
Pay crazy amounts for subshitty food here, and rent has exploded here, as well has everywhere, but in halifax for example, a 700$ 1 bedroom apartment now costs almost 2000$, fucking dumb. And people cant figure out why the homeless camps here keep growing.
Fundamentally it's jingoism on the Left to rally people around them. The good news is that if the rightists have a brain, they can exploit nationalistic sentiment to their own advantage... which is why I don't really care that Poilievre is also running his mouth.
https://x.com/viledeity_/status/1889010997710795084
https://x.com/SheilaGunnReid/status/1889342819887952265
https://x.com/JustBins/status/1889309271449358576
Here's one of the brave liberal heroes. I actually know this woman, she's a fucking WEATHER GIRL who replaced the greatest weatherman of all time- Bill Matheson: https://x.com/ClaireMartinWx/status/1888745030086754371
https://x.com/BrockWarkentin/status/1888807030011433270
https://x.com/ClaireMartinWx/status/1889040926552777043
https://x.com/HardCelt/status/1889159468073816274
https://x.com/TraceyKent/status/1888931292634399056
https://x.com/ClaireMartinWx/status/1889040518040240314
Some fascist bigot clearly forgot that Trudeau updated the national anthem.
Actually he left that part in, he changed "in all thy sons command"
Last time I checked Canada was an English colony.
How many actually went to that corrupt puppet shithole non-country? Not that many, right? And many of those who went stayed in a nice hotel in Lwow with not a speck of dust on their uniform, like Malcolm Nonce.
Let's not give these freaks too much credit.
Now why on earth would the US Invade its own puppet Canada?
I have long believed that doors should be less wide.
In fairness, we have invaded our puppets when shit got a little out of control.
But YouTube said that Ukraine is winning the war?!
Off topic, but, we should be asking ourselves if all this talk about taking over Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal, and who knows what will come next has to do with pushing the North American Union. Those plans were in the works in the 90’s, they even proposed designs for “the amero” (regional currency like the euro). It’s definitely something international ZOG wants, it’s much easier to transfer from regional governance over to global governance, than it is to go from dozens of separate nations states directly over to global governance.
The goal is eventually to be a one world government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxeOG_pZ1o
All the people who could fight or go on an adventure are either trans'd, disenfranchised and broke or been MAID'd. But the US army would have severe difficulty killing people faster than the Canadian Healthcare system does.
Have you seen any leftist fucktards train?
It is one bottle of lube short of practically being a gay orgy.
They do not have the discipline to follow a full body exercise regimen or train with weapons and firearms.
Activists aren't the actual soldiers. Canadian & US Soldiers get along quite well and have very similar personality types and value systems. More than anything, they are actively disparaged in Canada and are a bit resentful of their mal-treatment. You see the same thing in the UK.
In the impossible event of a war, Canadian Leftists would commit terrorist attacks both against their own conservative Canadians, and operate as terror-cells in the US. But a shit ton of the Canadian military would probably just stand down if you took the time to talk them out of their orders. Maybe not the Generals and Admirals, but anyone Colonel & below, or Master Sergeant and below, would basically be on-side if you convinced them to not follow their orders.
Yeah, this very well might be a war best fought by not touching their military assets. Just give them a wave as you pass them by, on your way to kill or capture the man who gave $10.5 million to a traitor who killed an American soldier.
Don't even have to do that, just walk in and arrest the government officials and put the PCC in power. Promise a full military pension to any Canadian servicemen who don't fight.
Canada would ask very politely if you could leave, please and thank you.
If that fails, I don't think there is any plan B.
Lmao, yeah no. They poisoned my ass, denied me healthcare, and all I got was painted as a bipolar schizophrenic. Now here I am years later, prolly dying from complications of what happened and no one will lift a finger to help me, other than order more blood tests and tell me to take more vitamin d.
These people are more evil than you realize.
If an invasion actually took place, the typical canadian would be absolutely shocked at every male under the age of 40 joining the Americans.
None that would be a positive contribution to a fighting force. Only boomers and limp-wristed shitlib trannies.
0 (legal) firearm owners would.
It's less about how many would fight back and more about the difficulty and expense of occupying such an enormous portion of land.
Colonizing areas with our own people and annexing those areas would be easier.
Most of that land is effectively uninhabitable though. We could probably leave the Sasketchaqudlkvqkj natives to their own devices and nothing would change
Canada has plenty of useful, uninhabited land just because they don't care to use it. Ceded to them by the British because it was a bother, and largely unused because they haven't been anything but enviro freaks for the last half century.
https://www.cbc.ca/cbcdocspov/features/for-50-years-pulp-mill-waste-has-contaminated-pictou-landing-first-nations
https://ancientforestalliance.org/british-columbia-clearcutting-the-avatar-forest/
They arent any better stewards than we are. The crown is just way better at hiding and silencing journalists/people about it.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/foipop-privacy-access-law-review-1.7101674
Canada might be able to take Detroit, if only because it's already a ruinous shithole. Once you go south towards Appalachia, though, that's where the hillbillies and cryptids live.
People laugh but there is a shit ton of woods still.
Ive seen alot of weird shit during my time there, its possible.